{"id":189662,"date":"2014-09-26T00:15:03","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T00:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/why-do-they-always-slice-their-palm-to-get-blood-2\/"},"modified":"2014-09-26T00:15:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T00:15:03","slug":"why-do-they-always-slice-their-palm-to-get-blood-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/why-do-they-always-slice-their-palm-to-get-blood-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don\u2019t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit\u00a0 (via jtoday<\/a>)<\/p>\n

WHILE WE\u2019RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava\/chasms\/whatever by walking upright. IT\u2019S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. \u201cbut i look stupid!\u201d lalalala but we\u2019ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL<\/p>\n

(via jtoday<\/a>)<\/p>\n

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital\u00a0<\/p>\n

(via panconkiwi<\/a>)<\/p>\n

That is a broadsword,\u00a0why are you fencing with it<\/em><\/p>\n

(via gallifrey-feels<\/a>)<\/p>\n

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.<\/p>\n

(via intheforestofthenight<\/a>)<\/p>\n

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT<\/em> COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.<\/p>\n

(via pterriblepterodactyls<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES.<\/strong> They\u2019re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you\u2019re putting them all over the fucking place.<\/p>\n

(via dawnpuppet<\/a>)<\/p>\n

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don\u2019t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE<\/p>\n

(via takshammy)<\/p>\n

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT<\/p>\n

(via brigwife<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don\u2019t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some … <\/p>\n

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