{"id":189644,"date":"2014-09-26T04:27:31","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T04:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/jazzforthecaptain-my-girlfriend-left-one-of\/"},"modified":"2014-09-26T04:27:31","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T04:27:31","slug":"jazzforthecaptain-my-girlfriend-left-one-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/jazzforthecaptain-my-girlfriend-left-one-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jazzforthecaptain.tumblr.com\/post\/98437521018\/my-girlfriend-left-one-of-those-cardboard-standup\" target=\"_blank\">jazzforthecaptain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>My girlfriend left one of those cardboard standup weeping angels in my apartment this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>I apparently have the memory retention of a goldfish or it\u2019s part Silence, because I\u2019ve been spooked by the damn thing no less than five times tonight. At least I know I have a healthy fight reflex.<\/p>\n<p>I s2g I\u2019m going to take that thing and stick it in her shower. Just as soon as I can figure out how to fold it back up. &gt;_&gt;<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime I\u2019ve blindfolded it for safety.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh God I would scream. Not going to lie. No one ever do this to me &gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jazzforthecaptain: My girlfriend left one of those cardboard standup weeping angels in my apartment this afternoon. I apparently have the memory retention of a goldfish or it\u2019s part Silence, because I\u2019ve been spooked by the damn thing no less than five times tonight. At least I know I have a healthy fight reflex. I s2g &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/jazzforthecaptain-my-girlfriend-left-one-of\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,20371],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}