{"id":189627,"date":"2014-09-26T08:23:03","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T08:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/ok-but-have-you-considered\/"},"modified":"2014-09-26T08:23:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T08:23:03","slug":"ok-but-have-you-considered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/ok-but-have-you-considered\/","title":{"rendered":"Ok, but have you considered&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jabberwockypie.tumblr.com\/post\/98330498662\/ok-but-have-you-considered\" target=\"_blank\">jabberwockypie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sam-sour-wolf.tumblr.com\/post\/96879594159\/ok-but-have-you-considered\" target=\"_blank\">sam-sour-wolf<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat\/cockroach\/snake <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Someone keeps stealing my doormat <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it\u2019s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>My neighbour\u2019s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>The guy next door\/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra <strong>AU<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>APARTMENT AUs! (\uff89\u25d5\u30ee\u25d5)\uff89<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; The power in the building went out and the batteries in my flashlights are dead.* Could I please borrow something to make light happen so I don\u2019t fall and break my neck in the dark? AU<\/p>\n<p>*They always are. It\u2019s a law of the multiverse.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jabberwockypie: sam-sour-wolf: The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat\/cockroach\/snake AU My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/26\/ok-but-have-you-considered\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ok, but have you considered&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[20368,4,45],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}