{"id":187939,"date":"2014-10-05T11:33:52","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T11:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/haedia-thewolfofnibu-stahscre4m-there-are\/"},"modified":"2018-09-14T22:11:56","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T22:11:56","slug":"haedia-thewolfofnibu-stahscre4m-there-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/haedia-thewolfofnibu-stahscre4m-there-are\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-187939 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/haedia-thewolfofnibu-stahscre4m-there-are\/attachment\/187940\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_mtg2hp9etv1r0kgc0o1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_mtg2hp9etv1r0kgc0o1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_mtg2hp9etv1r0kgc0o1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/haedia.tumblr.com\/post\/98958712404\/thewolfofnibu-stahscre4m-there-are-guys-in\" target=\"_blank\">haedia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thewolfofnibu.tumblr.com\/post\/62067946454\" target=\"_blank\">thewolfofnibu<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stahscre4m.tumblr.com\/post\/61790991140\/there-are-guys-in-my-dorm-who-decided-to-play\" target=\"_blank\">stahscre4m<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>see what intrigues me about college isn\u2019t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn\u2019t be counted late. I mean, that\u2019s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning \u201cLook who\u2019s late\u201d face, and walks on inside.<\/p>\n<p>What he didn\u2019t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like \u201cFuck it\u201d and SCALED THE BUILDING!<\/p>\n<p>She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He did a double take, started to say \u201cHow the hell d\u2014\u201d when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed \u201cSTOP DOING THAT!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn\u2019t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/haedia-thewolfofnibu-stahscre4m-there-are\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2317,20256,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187941,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187939\/revisions\/187941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}