{"id":187914,"date":"2014-10-05T17:54:14","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T17:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/thexth-bennyslegs-hes-so-close-and-john-has\/"},"modified":"2018-09-14T22:00:52","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T22:00:52","slug":"thexth-bennyslegs-hes-so-close-and-john-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/thexth-bennyslegs-hes-so-close-and-john-has\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-187914 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/thexth-bennyslegs-hes-so-close-and-john-has\/attachment\/187915\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_ncxs53ZFDF1r48yx6o1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_ncxs53ZFDF1r48yx6o1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_ncxs53ZFDF1r48yx6o1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thexth.tumblr.com\/post\/99167597101\/bennyslegs-hes-so-close-and-john-has-no-idea\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">thexth<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bennyslegs.tumblr.com\/post\/99162049565\/hes-so-close-and-john-has-no-idea-hes-there-and\" target=\"_blank\">bennyslegs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>HE\u2019S SO CLOSE AND JOHN HAS NO IDEA HE\u2019S THERE AND HE\u2019S ALIVE AND HE\u2019S SO CLOSE AND HE\u2019S THERE AND JOHN DOESN\u2019T KNOW HE\u2019S LOOKING AT FUCKING WINE AND SHERLOCK IS RIDICULOUS HE\u2019S SO SCARED HE\u2019S TRYING TO MAKE IT FUNNY HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HE IS SO NERVOUS AND JUST DOESN\u2019T KNOW AND NEITHER DOES JOHN THEY BOTH DON\u2019T KNOW I AM FEELIN THE SAME FEELINGS I FELT WHEN I WAS WATCHING THIS LIVE MY HEART IS IN MY THROAT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHAT IF JOHN RECOGNISED HIS SMELL WHEN HE WAS SO CLOSE BUT JUST DISMISSED IT ALONG WITH THE HORRIBLE FLIP OF HIS STOMACH BECAUSE IT\u2019S NOT THE FIRST TIME HE\u2019S JUST IMAGINED IT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thexth: bennyslegs: HE\u2019S SO CLOSE AND JOHN HAS NO IDEA HE\u2019S THERE AND HE\u2019S ALIVE AND HE\u2019S SO CLOSE AND HE\u2019S THERE AND JOHN DOESN\u2019T KNOW HE\u2019S LOOKING AT FUCKING WINE AND SHERLOCK IS RIDICULOUS HE\u2019S SO SCARED HE\u2019S TRYING TO MAKE IT FUNNY HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HE IS SO NERVOUS &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/05\/thexth-bennyslegs-hes-so-close-and-john-has\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3793,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187914"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187914"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187916,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187914\/revisions\/187916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}