i work at a halloween haunted house park
\nGuy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
\nMe: Yeah? Why’s that?
\nGuy: If they’re wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
\nMe: uh
\nMe: i dont get it
\nGuy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
\nMe: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl’s have breasts?
\nSome girl walking past: What? We have… Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
\nsome other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
\ngirl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
\nother boy: *SCREAMING*
\ngirl: *SCREAMING*
\nme: *SCREAMING*
\nfirst boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
i work at a halloween haunted house park Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light. Me: Yeah? Why’s that? Guy: If they’re wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white … <\/p>\n