{"id":186570,"date":"2014-10-14T16:19:09","date_gmt":"2014-10-14T16:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/14\/ntrt-foreverpruned-black-american-queen\/"},"modified":"2018-09-14T15:19:46","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T15:19:46","slug":"ntrt-foreverpruned-black-american-queen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/14\/ntrt-foreverpruned-black-american-queen\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-186570 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/14\/ntrt-foreverpruned-black-american-queen\/attachment\/186571\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_n7zul7EOho1svm036o1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_n7zul7EOho1svm036o1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_n7zul7EOho1svm036o1_640-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_n7zul7EOho1svm036o1_640.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ntrt.tumblr.com\/post\/99851516635\/foreverpruned-black-american-queen\" target=\"_blank\">ntrt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/foreverpruned.tumblr.com\/post\/94485350808\/black-american-queen-dapenguinninja\" target=\"_blank\">foreverpruned<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/black-american-queen.tumblr.com\/post\/94451986024\/dapenguinninja-giddytf2-gyrojojo\" target=\"_blank\">black-american-queen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dapenguinninja.tumblr.com\/post\/94432748592\/giddytf2-gyrojojo-leylatimur-yeeees-why\" target=\"_blank\">dapenguinninja<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/giddytf2.tumblr.com\/post\/94255939452\/gyrojojo-leylatimur-yeeees-why-is-ursula\" target=\"_blank\">giddytf2<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/princezuko.co.vu\/post\/94252450705\" target=\"_blank\">gyrojojo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/leylatimur.tumblr.com\/post\/94252239624\/yeeees-why-is-ursula-shunned-from-king-tritons\" target=\"_blank\">leylatimur<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>yeeees<\/p>\n<p>why is Ursula shunned from King Triton\u2019s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?<\/p>\n<p>and finally, Ursula didn\u2019t do Ariel much wrong<\/p>\n<p>Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cUrsula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both\u201d<\/p>\n<p>ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world<\/p>\n<p>although perhaps a bit too literal<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay, these were all excellent points and I\u2019ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>you can have a vagina or a voice, not both\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Omg!!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So you telling me yall didn\u2019t realize that Ariel gave up her voice for some dick<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ntrt: foreverpruned: black-american-queen: dapenguinninja: giddytf2: gyrojojo: leylatimur: yeeees why is Ursula shunned from King Triton\u2019s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/14\/ntrt-foreverpruned-black-american-queen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6877,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186572,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186570\/revisions\/186572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}