the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
\nno place like london: tragic backstory time
\nworst pies in london: 1800s fast food
\npoor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
\nmy friends: let’s sing to some knives
\ngreen finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
\njohanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let’s get married
\nwait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
\nkiss me: horny horny horny
\nladies in their sensibilities: ladies can’t get horny, what?
\npretty women: get it, close shave, because he’s gonna kill him
\nepiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
\na little priest: cannibal puns
\ngod that’s good: lol, they’re eating people
\nby the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
\nnot while i’m around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
\nthe judge’s return: stabby stab
\nfinal scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber no place like london: tragic backstory time worst pies in london: 1800s fast food poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2 my friends: let’s sing to some knives green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere johanna: i just saw you … <\/p>\n