{"id":184504,"date":"2014-10-27T09:58:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T09:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/27\/little-smartass-spicyshimmy-okay-but-for\/"},"modified":"2014-10-27T09:58:28","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T09:58:28","slug":"little-smartass-spicyshimmy-okay-but-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/27\/little-smartass-spicyshimmy-okay-but-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/little-smartass.tumblr.com\/post\/67578756235\/spicyshimmy-okay-but-for-real-jim-kirk-would-be\" target=\"_blank\">little-smartass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spicyshimmy.tumblr.com\/post\/66797743666\" target=\"_blank\">spicyshimmy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like \u201cdad, i\u2019m hungry.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;hi hungry,&rdquo; jim replies. &ldquo;i\u2019m dad.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. \u201cdad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger,&rdquo; jim replies. &ldquo;what a mouthful. why didn\u2019t we name you something shorter? anyway, i\u2019m dad. no need to be so formal.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/2568341bbfae8ddb9751956e0fc5563b\/tumblr_inline_mwks66y3wt1r6tte5.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>little-smartass: spicyshimmy: okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like \u201cdad, i\u2019m hungry.\u201d\u00a0 &ldquo;hi hungry,&rdquo; jim replies. &ldquo;i\u2019m dad.&rdquo; a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. \u201cdad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.\u201d &ldquo;hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger,&rdquo; jim replies. &ldquo;what &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/27\/little-smartass-spicyshimmy-okay-but-for\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1214,4812,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}