{"id":184254,"date":"2014-10-29T11:33:40","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T11:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/29\/etharei-thescarlettfangirl-okay-but-can-i\/"},"modified":"2014-10-29T11:33:40","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T11:33:40","slug":"etharei-thescarlettfangirl-okay-but-can-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/29\/etharei-thescarlettfangirl-okay-but-can-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

etharei<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thescarlettfangirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Okay but can I have a really lengthy, in-depth meta about Captain America and his USO girls?<\/p>\n

Like how at first these girls are split down the middle on opinions of him\u2026 at the start, half are probably thinking this is just a job, just a gig, they\u2019re lucky to find something this cushy during a damn\u00a0war<\/em> but god<\/em> they\u2019re going to have to put up with so much crap<\/em> from this guy and he\u2019ll probably be a cocky, high-maintenance diva at best or a sexist, womanizing diva at worst. And the other half is probably swooning and hoping they\u2019ll get the chance to hop into bed with that gorgeous Greek god of a man. But the ones who flirt with him soon find he\u2019s a stammering mess of \u2018how do converse with dames?\u2019 and soon after give up on trying to worm their way into his bunk because the guy is like a pillar of morality, won\u2019t be budged, won\u2019t compromise.<\/p>\n

The girls take bets on whether he\u2019s taken or gay, or both, to the point that it actually becomes a pool between these ladies and the stakes are pretty damn high. They could probably buy some nice war-bonds with that kind of money (snerk). So now some of the girls are probably a little bitter that they can\u2019t be with Steve, but then one night after a show maybe some GI\u2019s get too handsy, or maybe the Senator\u2019s assistant tries to use his position to force one of the dancers into doing something they don\u2019t want, or maybe some fellas got a little too drunk after the show and try their luck. But Steve\u2019s there like some kind of avenging angel, tells the guys to back off, show some respect, no means no. When one sleazeball puts his hand up one of those red-and-white skirts without permission, he clocks the guy so hard he loses three teeth.<\/p>\n

After that, the girls collectively just adore him. He\u2019s usually pensive and keeps to himself, reading alone in his room instead of partying and picking up dames, even though they all know<\/em> he could. He doesn\u2019t drink (even before he knew the serum meant he couldn\u2019t get drunk), but he does offer to escort the ladies back to their rooms after he sees first hand what they deal with on a daily basis. In return, when they see Steve being accosted by a particularly determined gal trying to get into his pants, and he really is just too much of a gentleman to give firm no and walk the hell away, they flutter around him all doting and smiles and accost him back to the hotel. He gives them that little sheepish grin and all his gratitude, and yeah, they have to admit they were completely<\/em> wrong about him.<\/p>\n

Steve Rogers in the modern day being completely supportive of all performers, being a very vocal feminist, and maybe even taking a shine to Stark\u2019s Ironettes. Just not quite in the way Tony does (and maybe he tells Tony to be a little more respectful of his dancers\u2026 after all, they\u2019re just trying to make a living).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#OH MAN<\/a>#WHY HAVE THE IRONETTES NEVER BEEN STEVE\u2019S POSSE IN A FIC<\/a>#THEY WOULD TOTES BE HIS POSSE<\/a>#CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE<\/a>#because those are some women who are used to the absolute worst behavior from the males around them<\/a>#they knew tony before his come to jesus moment for crissake<\/a>#i bet pepper and rhodey have both had slap around some restraining orders for douchebags rich assholes at tony\u2019s parties<\/a>#and then steve comes along<\/a>#and he\u2019s sheepish but also all MA\u2019AM IS HE BOTHERING YOU<\/a>#and then on top of that he can do this one girl\u2019s makeup when she sprains her wrist<\/a>#and knows how to take care of one of those waffle-shaped burns you get when you slide infishnets the wrong way<\/a>#and then a hop skip and a jump later and there are hot ladies helping steve paint his bathroom<\/a>#and playing charades on a saturday night<\/a>\u00a0(via ifeelbetterer<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

etharei: thescarlettfangirl: Okay but can I have a really lengthy, in-depth meta about Captain America and his USO girls? Like how at first these girls are split down the middle on opinions of him\u2026 at the start, half are probably thinking this is just a job, just a gig, they\u2019re lucky to find something this … <\/p>\n

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