{"id":183948,"date":"2014-10-31T07:35:36","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T07:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/31\/fluffmugger-armalis-sci-fi-episodes-i-want\/"},"modified":"2014-10-31T07:35:36","modified_gmt":"2014-10-31T07:35:36","slug":"fluffmugger-armalis-sci-fi-episodes-i-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/31\/fluffmugger-armalis-sci-fi-episodes-i-want\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fluffmugger.tumblr.com\/post\/100543397142\/armalis-sci-fi-episodes-i-want-ships\" target=\"_blank\">fluffmugger<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bakara.co.vu\/post\/98505424158\/sci-fi-episodes-i-want-ships-computer-crashes\" target=\"_blank\">armalis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>sci-fi episodes i want:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>ship\u2019s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign<\/li>\n<li>firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.<\/li>\n<li>unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone\u2019s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.<\/li>\n<li>universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures<\/li>\n<li>viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers<\/li>\n<li>space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship\u2019s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/plot-twist%3A-everything-that-went-wrong-with-nostromo-is-jones%27-fault-because-he-slept-over-the-keyboard\" target=\"_blank\">#plot twist: everything that went wrong with nostromo is jones\u2019 fault because he slept over the keyboard<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fluffmugger: armalis: sci-fi episodes i want: ship\u2019s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/10\/31\/fluffmugger-armalis-sci-fi-episodes-i-want\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[74,3572,19914,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}