{"id":183398,"date":"2014-11-03T11:46:02","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T11:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/03\/scriptrixlatinae-swimmingfrug\/"},"modified":"2018-09-14T01:02:40","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T01:02:40","slug":"scriptrixlatinae-swimmingfrug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/03\/scriptrixlatinae-swimmingfrug\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-183398 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/03\/scriptrixlatinae-swimmingfrug\/attachment\/183399\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tumblr_lraso8OpIj1qcqugio1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" 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src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tumblr_lraso8OpIj1qcqugio4_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tumblr_lraso8OpIj1qcqugio4_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tumblr_lraso8OpIj1qcqugio4_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scriptrixlatinae.tumblr.com\/post\/101557645437\/swimmingfrug-scriptrixlatinae\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">scriptrixlatinae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/swimmingfrug.tumblr.com\/post\/101546893151\/scriptrixlatinae-swimmingfrug\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">swimmingfrug<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scriptrixlatinae.tumblr.com\/post\/101452254127\/swimmingfrug-scriptrixlatinae\" target=\"_blank\">scriptrixlatinae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/swimmingfrug.tumblr.com\/post\/101309478756\/scriptrixlatinae-upallnightogetloki\" target=\"_blank\">swimmingfrug<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scriptrixlatinae.tumblr.com\/post\/101297915467\/upallnightogetloki-expelliarmusvoldemort\" target=\"_blank\">scriptrixlatinae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/upallnightogetloki.tumblr.com\/post\/100837312797\/expelliarmusvoldemort-this-is-a-disney\" target=\"_blank\">upallnightogetloki<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/expelliarmusvoldemort.tumblr.com\/post\/30819652659\/this-is-a-disney-interview\" target=\"_blank\">expelliarmusvoldemort<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>this is a disney interview<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It went from innuendo to flat out in .3 seconds\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mgerPGiMGyjoIoIrtajnRRQ\" target=\"_blank\">swimmingfrug<\/a><\/p>\n<p>HELP<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is totally Clint trolling the press. They\u2019re all so eager to know who\u2019s captured the elusive Hawkeye\u2019s heart. So he\u2019s just like \u2018screw it\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I SCREWED ALL OF THEM. THAT\u2019S RIGHT. DEAL WITH THAT FOX NEWS.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m standing behind my <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptrixlatinae.tumblr.com\/post\/101450671077\/alyacta-upallnightogetloki\" target=\"_blank\">sleepover theory<\/a>. He didn\u2019t actually fuck any of them (except for Natasha that one time in Budapest, and the Captain America threesome only happened in Coulson\u2019s fantasies), but they have all <em>slept<\/em> together.<\/p>\n<p>As in, <em>fallen asleep because they were so damn tired, no innuendo applicable.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But \u201cscrewed them\u201d as in \u201cpulled pranks on them\u201d? That happens on a weekly &#8211; if not daily &#8211; basis. Hawkeye loves his team, what can he say?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Because not all the avengers are spies, it takes them a bit to realize that Clint pranking them is his way of saying that he cares.<\/p>\n<p>Tony\u2019s the first to realize it after Clint gets JARVIS to play froofy pop music in place of his usual rock. So Tony decides to say \u2018I love you too\u2019 by hiding all of Clint\u2019s arrows and replacing them with gummy replicas. He still gets shot at (and hit) with one of said gummy arrows.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Natasha retaliated by photoshopping Coulson\u2019s head onto various shirtless male celebrity bodies.<\/p>\n<p>Clint never jacked off to them. He will maintain this position (heh) under torture.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scriptrixlatinae: swimmingfrug: scriptrixlatinae: swimmingfrug: scriptrixlatinae: upallnightogetloki: expelliarmusvoldemort: this is a disney interview It went from innuendo to flat out in .3 seconds\u2026 swimmingfrug HELP This is totally Clint trolling the press. They\u2019re all so eager to know who\u2019s captured the elusive Hawkeye\u2019s heart. So he\u2019s just like \u2018screw it\u2019. &ldquo;I SCREWED ALL OF THEM. 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