{"id":182832,"date":"2014-11-07T13:21:09","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T13:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/07\/jazz-this-idea-hit-me-john-constantine-needing\/"},"modified":"2014-11-07T13:21:09","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T13:21:09","slug":"jazz-this-idea-hit-me-john-constantine-needing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/07\/jazz-this-idea-hit-me-john-constantine-needing\/","title":{"rendered":"Jazz, this idea hit me: John Constantine needing to hide out from a demon and he winds up running into the nearest building–that happens to be an SPN convention with a shit ton of Castiels running around in the lobby. John shrugs, takes off the red tie, and blends in with the crowd. (And John has that kind of fucking luck, doesn’t he?)"},"content":{"rendered":"

captaindeanwatson<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jazzforthecaptain<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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This is too good not to post. Can I have this story now?<\/p>\n

Imagine the sheer volume of photos of him that would land on Tumblr. He\u2019d nick someone\u2019s lanyard and badge and then have to introduce himself as \u201cImpalaSexasaurus94.\u201d Which is going to make things interesting because A) ImpalaSexasaurus94 is a popular, prolific slash writer and was here to meet their fans, and B) ImpalaSexasaurus94 also has a very active social media life and that theft\u2019s going to be all over the con\u2019s Tumblr and Twitter tags in fifteen minutes.<\/p>\n

Let the games begin.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To top this off, Jack\u2019s facial recognition software is set up to monitor for photos of certain people\u2014say, Gwen, the Doctor\u2019s multiple incarnations, Dean, Sam, Cas, Martha, Mickey, Coulson (IiiiiiiI can\u2019t help thinking of SHIELD existing and loathing Torchwood. Hell, SHIELD probably used them as cover every great once in a while and vice versa.) Anyway, Jack\u2019s software picks up on Constantine in among the locals and so he calls him up and, upon finding out what\u2019s happening, laughs way too much. John begs him to help with his cover \u2018cause he can\u2019t go outside.<\/p>\n

Let the games begin indeed.<\/p>\n

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captaindeanwatson: jazzforthecaptain: This is too good not to post. Can I have this story now? Imagine the sheer volume of photos of him that would land on Tumblr. He\u2019d nick someone\u2019s lanyard and badge and then have to introduce himself as \u201cImpalaSexasaurus94.\u201d Which is going to make things interesting because A) ImpalaSexasaurus94 is a popular, … <\/p>\n

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