{"id":182149,"date":"2014-11-12T04:25:19","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T04:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/12\/a-limerick\/"},"modified":"2014-11-12T04:25:19","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T04:25:19","slug":"a-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/12\/a-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A limerick:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/toothlessrebel.tumblr.com\/post\/99738120594\/a-limerick\" target=\"_blank\">toothlessrebel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/asgardiantelevision.tumblr.com\/post\/98151221288\/a-limerick\" target=\"_blank\">asgardiantelevision<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3e2118d586a83fcf4de84dbba957c393\/tumblr_inline_ncb8v35hXJ1rqm938.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Doesn\u2019t look like a limerick to you? Try this:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A\u00a0dozen, a\u00a0gross, and a\u00a0score<br \/>Plus three times the square root of four<br \/>Divided by seven<br \/>Plus five times eleven<br \/>Is nine squared and not a bit more.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>toothlessrebel: asgardiantelevision: Doesn\u2019t look like a limerick to you? Try this: A\u00a0dozen, a\u00a0gross, and a\u00a0scorePlus three times the square root of fourDivided by sevenPlus five times elevenIs nine squared and not a bit more. THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5215,19765,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}