{"id":182101,"date":"2014-11-12T13:21:06","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T13:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/12\/shezzatective-shezzatective-headcanon-that\/"},"modified":"2014-11-12T13:21:06","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T13:21:06","slug":"shezzatective-shezzatective-headcanon-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/12\/shezzatective-shezzatective-headcanon-that\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shezzatective.tumblr.com\/post\/102394664280\/shezzatective-headcanon-that-sherlock-messed\" target=\"_blank\">shezzatective<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shezzatective.tumblr.com\/post\/102394551330\/headcanon-that-sherlock-messed-with-johns-phone\" target=\"_blank\">shezzatective<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Headcanon that Sherlock messed with John\u2019s phone one day and made it so that all his letters were stuck on capitals, so he can only text in all-caps. John was angry at first but Sherlock thought it was hilarious and refused to change it back, so now every time John has to send a text he lets out a resigned sigh and starts typing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>SH:<\/strong> Where are you?<\/p>\n<p><strong>JW:<\/strong> BUYING MILK. DO WE NEED EGGS?<\/p>\n<p><strong>SH:<\/strong> Why are you shouting?<\/p>\n<p><strong>JW:<\/strong> SHERLOCK I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shezzatective: shezzatective: Headcanon that Sherlock messed with John\u2019s phone one day and made it so that all his letters were stuck on capitals, so he can only text in all-caps. John was angry at first but Sherlock thought it was hilarious and refused to change it back, so now every time John has to send &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/12\/shezzatective-shezzatective-headcanon-that\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}