“How would you like to be full of holes?” asked Jim.<\/p>\n
Seb didn’t even blink. “It was just a simple question, boss.”<\/p>\n
“’<i>How would you like a cat?<\/i>’ The only feline I better find around here is you, Tiger.” Jim stalked towards him.<\/p>\n
Shrugging, Seb leaned back on the couch, one hand casualy resting on the gun he kept behind it. Jim crossed the room and straddled his lap. “You’re the only pet I want and need. And I am immune to kittens.”<\/p>\n
“Puppies too, bosss?”<\/p>\n
“What, a guard Tiger isn’t enough? Now shut up and don’t bring it up again.”<\/p>\n
Seb wrapped his arms around Jim’s waist and nibbled on his shoulder. When a mangy dog started hanging around a few days later, neither of them made mention of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“How would you like to be full of holes?” asked Jim. Seb didn’t even blink. “It was just a simple question, boss.” “’<i>How would you like a cat?<\/i>’ The only feline I better find around here is you, Tiger.” Jim stalked towards him. Shrugging, Seb leaned back on the couch, one hand casualy resting on … <\/p>\n