{"id":179380,"date":"2014-11-30T09:23:22","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T09:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/30\/andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels-headless-hat\/"},"modified":"2014-11-30T09:23:22","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T09:23:22","slug":"andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels-headless-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/30\/andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels-headless-hat\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels.tumblr.com\/post\/59732848353\/headless-hat-jupitereyed-kkatkkrap\" target=\"_blank\">andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/headless-hat.tumblr.com\/post\/59614608533\/jupitereyed-kkatkkrap-justdrinktea-so-in\" target=\"_blank\">headless-hat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jupitereyed.tumblr.com\/post\/48588729598\/kkatkkrap-justdrinktea-so-in-japanese-we\" target=\"_blank\">jupitereyed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kkatkkrap.tumblr.com\/post\/37404383899\/justdrinktea-so-in-japanese-we-sang-rudolph\" target=\"_blank\">kkatkkrap<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/justdrinktea.tumblr.com\/post\/37365858015\/so-in-japanese-we-sang-rudolph-the-red-nosed\" target=\"_blank\">justdrinktea<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.<\/p>\n<p>here\u2019s a general gist of the translation:<\/p>\n<p>Rudolph had a shiny nose<br \/>no one liked him<br \/>he cried every night<br \/>then one Christmas it was dark<br \/>Santa decided Rudolph\u2019s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)<br \/>Rudolph was useful.<\/p>\n<p>I SHIT YOU NOT.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_meo1g4c4WG1qehbre.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2019s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>IT\u2019S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/46c7d1e6090d52b65be09c6249032361\/tumblr_inline_msbm9bBPmj1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: headless-hat: jupitereyed: kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here\u2019s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny noseno one liked himhe cried every nightthen one Christmas it was darkSanta decided Rudolph\u2019s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)Rudolph was useful. I SHIT YOU NOT.\u00a0 That\u2019s basically the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/30\/andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels-headless-hat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19518,9301,4253,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179380"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}