{"id":179331,"date":"2014-11-30T18:42:40","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T18:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/30\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-and-ill-write-a\/"},"modified":"2014-11-30T18:42:40","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T18:42:40","slug":"send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-and-ill-write-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/11\/30\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-and-ill-write-a\/","title":{"rendered":"SEND ME A PAIRING AND A LINE AND I’LL WRITE A FICLET FOR YOU"},"content":{"rendered":"

merindab<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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teezmesoftly<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Friendly:<\/strong><\/sub><\/p>\n

“Hi, I\u2019m new here, can you show me around?”
“Uh.. I think I\u2019m lost.”
“Wow, those are some awesome threads!”
“Don\u2019t mind me, I just like making new friends!”
“Oh dear, do you need help?”
“You look like you could use a hand.”
“You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?”<\/sub><\/p>\n

Rude:<\/sub><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Watch where you\u2019re going.”
“Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well.”
“Take a picture, it\u2019ll last longer.”
“Get lost, would ya?”
“I don\u2019t have time to play tour guide.”
“Thankfully, it\u2019s not my job to help you.”<\/sub><\/p>\n

Dramatic:<\/sub><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Wait! Stop!”
“Don\u2019t let them find us.”
“I don\u2019t wanna be left alone.”
“Get out of the way!”
“Are you dead?”
“Hurry! Run!”<\/sub><\/p>\n

Flirty:<\/sub><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?”
“I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan.”
“Hey there, Foxy Mama.”
“Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice.”
“How about we go back to my place? I\u2019ve got board games.”
“All you have to do is say, "yes”.<\/sub><\/p>\n

Romantic:<\/sub><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I\u2019ve ever seen.”
“I\u2019ve been enchanted by your amazing voice.”
“Ah, I\u2019m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel.”
“Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?”
“I wasn\u2019t aware that Goddesses\/Gods existed.”
“No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty.”<\/sub><\/p>\n

Enemy:<\/sub><\/strong><\/p>\n

“At long last! I\u2019ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!”
“What an ugly mug, it\u2019s a good thing I won\u2019t have to see you for long.”
“How would you like to be full of holes?”
“You know, I think your head looks better\u00a0detached from your body.\u00a0”
“I will make you experience unimaginable pain.”
“Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way.”<\/sub><\/p>\n

Unemotional:<\/sub><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Love is illogical, it means nothing to me.”
“The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being.”
“Do not touch me, I don\u2019t require affection from anyone.”
“Why are you hugging me?”
“He\u2019s dead, let\u2019s move on.”
“Why is family so important to you?”.<\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I am going to be stuck at work today and I don\u2019t expect to be busy, so please give me a giant pile of these to answer. And I even made a ship page at last.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I’ve got a few left from yesterday to do. So if you want to send me more, have at. Can’t promise they’ll be very long, but it’s something?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

merindab: teezmesoftly: Friendly: “Hi, I\u2019m new here, can you show me around?”“Uh.. I think I\u2019m lost.”“Wow, those are some awesome threads!”“Don\u2019t mind me, I just like making new friends!”“Oh dear, do you need help?”“You look like you could use a hand.”“You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?” Rude: “Watch where you\u2019re going.”“Oops, … <\/p>\n

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