{"id":179005,"date":"2014-12-02T20:29:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T20:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/02\/nestofstraightlines-will2bill-prokopetz\/"},"modified":"2014-12-02T20:29:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T20:29:24","slug":"nestofstraightlines-will2bill-prokopetz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/02\/nestofstraightlines-will2bill-prokopetz\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nestofstraightlines.tumblr.com\/post\/100579170516\/will2bill-prokopetz-steinpratt\" target=\"_blank\">nestofstraightlines<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/will2bill.tumblr.com\/post\/98929636508\/prokopetz-steinpratt-prokopetz-topics\" target=\"_blank\">will2bill<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prokopetz.tumblr.com\/post\/98904229987\/steinpratt-prokopetz-topics-guaranteed-to\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/steinpratt.tumblr.com\/post\/98904098848\/prokopetz-topics-guaranteed-to-get-fifty\" target=\"_blank\">steinpratt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prokopetz.tumblr.com\/post\/98903552632\/topics-guaranteed-to-get-fifty-thousand-notes\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Topics guaranteed to get fifty thousand notes, based on a survey of my posting history:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Social anxiety<\/li>\n<li>Men in high heels<\/li>\n<li>Bees<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Men in high heels feeling anxious about meeting bees guaranteed to take tumblr by storm.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If anyone reading this is an artist, I will pay you $100 to draw a picture of men in high heels feeling anxious about bees.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Have you guys seriously not heard about Eddie Izzard?<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3506f1ae2d4e7f1699b2e2fb28c44b49\/tumblr_n6rc1kubpE1qd2oxvo6_250.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh my god this is so perfect<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nestofstraightlines: will2bill: prokopetz: steinpratt: prokopetz: Topics guaranteed to get fifty thousand notes, based on a survey of my posting history: Social anxiety Men in high heels Bees Men in high heels feeling anxious about meeting bees guaranteed to take tumblr by storm. If anyone reading this is an artist, I will pay you $100 to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/02\/nestofstraightlines-will2bill-prokopetz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2819,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179005"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}