{"id":177531,"date":"2014-12-11T22:52:17","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T22:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/11\/bennyslegs-ok-so-like-john-working-at-the\/"},"modified":"2014-12-11T22:52:17","modified_gmt":"2014-12-11T22:52:17","slug":"bennyslegs-ok-so-like-john-working-at-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/11\/bennyslegs-ok-so-like-john-working-at-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

bennyslegs<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

ok so like. john working at the clinic but having a cabin in the woods where he goes sometimes to shoot things. it\u2019s autumn and he\u2019s looking for firewood and he finds an orphaned (roughly 2 year old) fawnlock curled up under some leaves, and of course takes him in, (after lots of \u2018what is it? should i leave it?\u2019) feeds him up because he\u2019s a small thing, and gets a tiny bit attached<\/p>\n

the day before he has to go back to london though, john can\u2019t find fawnlock anywhere, so he just assumes the little thing has decided to make his own way in the forest now he\u2019s put on a bit of weight. he\u2019s a bit sad but that\u2019s life. except as soon as john gets home and unpacks his bags, he finds fawnlock curled up amongst his socks and pants sleeping peacefully as if he hasn\u2019t been in a BAG dragged across england for hours, and john, stressed from catching buses and trains, hadn\u2019t even noticed the extra weight, except now noticing how much his shoulder fucking hurt<\/p>\n

fawnlock stretches, yawns and peeps his head out of the bag, ears swivelling curiously, (the sounds of london!) whilst john considers ringing the clinic to tell them HE MIGHT NOT BE AT WORK TOMORROW (WHAT REASON COULD HE EVEN USE?) fawnlock then proceeds to wiggle out of said bag, getting john\u2019s clothes everywhere, and starts touching as many things in john\u2019s flat as he can reach, chirping with glee, his tail flicking and curling excitedly. <\/p>\n

i don\u2019t wanna imagine the tantrum john will have to face when trying to take him back to the forest though<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

bennyslegs: ok so like. john working at the clinic but having a cabin in the woods where he goes sometimes to shoot things. it\u2019s autumn and he\u2019s looking for firewood and he finds an orphaned (roughly 2 year old) fawnlock curled up under some leaves, and of course takes him in, (after lots of \u2018what … <\/p>\n

Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19358,15408,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}