{"id":176751,"date":"2014-12-16T16:31:30","date_gmt":"2014-12-16T16:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/16\/audreyii-fic-nevergonnawalkpastafez\/"},"modified":"2018-09-12T16:49:52","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T16:49:52","slug":"audreyii-fic-nevergonnawalkpastafez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/16\/audreyii-fic-nevergonnawalkpastafez\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-176751 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/16\/audreyii-fic-nevergonnawalkpastafez\/attachment\/176752\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_mezvy8np8P1qj3h95o1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" 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src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_mezvy8np8P1qj3h95o8_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_mezvy8np8P1qj3h95o8_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_mezvy8np8P1qj3h95o8_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/audreyii-fic.tumblr.com\/post\/101337392153\/nevergonnawalkpastafez-billyboydismybaby\" target=\"_blank\">audreyii-fic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nevergonnawalkpastafez.tumblr.com\/post\/83525447039\/billyboydismybaby-aardvarkjuice\" target=\"_blank\">nevergonnawalkpastafez<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/billyboydismybaby.tumblr.com\/post\/41474399855\/aardvarkjuice-thelittlestagemanager\" target=\"_blank\">billyboydismybaby<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/aardvarkjuice.tumblr.com\/post\/40678960041\/thelittlestagemanager-valerieparker\" target=\"_blank\">aardvarkjuice<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thelittlestagemanager.tumblr.com\/post\/37887609018\" target=\"_blank\">thelittlestagemanager<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/valerieparker.tumblr.com\/post\/37885475973\/snapeschristmaslist-endless-list-of-things-that\" target=\"_blank\">valerieparker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/snapeschristmaslist.tumblr.com\/post\/37870238825\/endless-list-of-things-that-should-have-been-in\" target=\"_blank\">snapeschristmaslist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><small><a href=\"http:\/\/snapesallegiance.tumblr.com\/tagged\/booktomovie\" target=\"_blank\">Endless list of things that should have been in the movies<br \/><\/a><\/small><\/strong><small>\u21b3 Prisoner of Azkaban,\u00a0<strong>p 120<\/strong><\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><em><small>\u201cThen you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.\u201d<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Wait wait wait<\/p>\n<p>so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?<\/p>\n<p>What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3ff97086d95a59e0913723ade0091e76\/tumblr_inline_mgq0bhKHES1qck72v.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m done.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*sobs*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney\u2019s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHAT MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>audreyii-fic: nevergonnawalkpastafez: billyboydismybaby: aardvarkjuice: thelittlestagemanager: valerieparker: snapeschristmaslist: Endless list of things that should have been in the movies\u21b3 Prisoner of Azkaban,\u00a0p 120 \u201cThen you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. 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