{"id":176222,"date":"2014-12-20T15:43:58","date_gmt":"2014-12-20T15:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/20\/imagine-bucky-and-natasha-babysitting-steves-kid\/"},"modified":"2014-12-20T15:43:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-20T15:43:58","slug":"imagine-bucky-and-natasha-babysitting-steves-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/20\/imagine-bucky-and-natasha-babysitting-steves-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"Imagine Bucky and Natasha babysitting Steve&#8217;s kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/imaginebucky.tumblr.com\/post\/102634116059\/imagine-bucky-and-natasha-babysitting-steves-kid\">imaginebucky<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Bucky\u2019s phone buzzes. \u201cSteve again,\u201d Natasha says. It isn\u2019t a question.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Nearly feeding time. Plenty of formula in pantry,&rdquo; Bucky reads aloud. Another buzz. &ldquo;Don\u2019t forget to sterilise bottle first.&rdquo; A third buzz, and Bucky rolls his eyes. &ldquo;Don\u2019t forget to burp her. God, he must think we\u2019re completely incompetent.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Natasha smirks down at the gurgling infant on the floor. \u201cLooks like your daddy\u2019s got some separation anxiety,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;No &#8211; food &#8211; today,&rdquo; Bucky mutters. He\u2019s typing now, a malicious grin quirking his lips. &ldquo;Unsatisfactory performance in munitions training. Not allowed back inside until <em>all <\/em>targets eliminated.\u201d He hits send right as the microwave beeps, and hands off a warm bottle of milk to Natasha. \u201cHere, you give her that, I\u2019ll get blankie out of the wash.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bucky\u2019s phone does not stop buzzing for the next ten minutes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>imaginebucky: Bucky\u2019s phone buzzes. \u201cSteve again,\u201d Natasha says. It isn\u2019t a question. &ldquo;Nearly feeding time. Plenty of formula in pantry,&rdquo; Bucky reads aloud. Another buzz. &ldquo;Don\u2019t forget to sterilise bottle first.&rdquo; A third buzz, and Bucky rolls his eyes. &ldquo;Don\u2019t forget to burp her. God, he must think we\u2019re completely incompetent.&rdquo; Natasha smirks down at &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/20\/imagine-bucky-and-natasha-babysitting-steves-kid\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Imagine Bucky and Natasha babysitting Steve&#8217;s kid&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[31,3598,8,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}