{"id":174742,"date":"2014-12-29T14:08:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T14:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/29\/watching-return-of-the-king\/"},"modified":"2014-12-29T14:08:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T14:08:45","slug":"watching-return-of-the-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/12\/29\/watching-return-of-the-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Watching Return of the King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forsciencejohn.tumblr.com\/post\/106489276033\/watching-return-of-the-king\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">forsciencejohn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*Sam lamenting that he\u2019ll never get to marry Rosie*<br \/>\nMom, in a mocking voice: \u201cI\u2019m gonna die a virgin!\u201d<br \/>\n*Frodo hugs Sam and bumps his forehead*<br \/>\nMom: \u2026maybe not.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>forsciencejohn: *Sam lamenting that he\u2019ll never get to marry Rosie* Mom, in a mocking voice: \u201cI\u2019m gonna die a virgin!\u201d *Frodo hugs Sam and bumps his forehead* Mom: \u2026maybe not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,672,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174742"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}