spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
\nfrench: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
\ngerman: LET’S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
\nenglish: *shooting up in the bathroom*
\ngaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
\npolish: here have all of these consonants have fun
\njapanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there’s three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn’t western
\nwelsh: sneeze, and chances are you’ve got it right. idfk
\nchinese: here’s a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
\narabic: so here’s this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don’t really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
\nlatin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
\nsign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you’ll be signing “penis”
\nrussian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
\nGreek: so basically we’re going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun. french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever german: LET’S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA english: *shooting up in the bathroom* gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what … <\/p>\n