{"id":174139,"date":"2015-01-02T13:21:10","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T13:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/02\/lucifers-lawyer-hurricanedancer-sashayed\/"},"modified":"2015-01-02T13:21:10","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T13:21:10","slug":"lucifers-lawyer-hurricanedancer-sashayed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/02\/lucifers-lawyer-hurricanedancer-sashayed\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lucifers-lawyer<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hurricanedancer<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sashayed<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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klngfili<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

stills from the movie i wish i could have watched<\/p>\n

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#their children\u2019s leashes get tangled together<\/a>#uptight corporate Boss Elf thranduil has to care for bard\u2019s three rambunctious hippie kidlets<\/a>#gruff granola freelance archer BARD has to take care of weird nerd LEGOLAS who just keeps pointing stuff out all the time<\/a>#\u201dpigeons.\u201d yes. pigeons. \u201da license plate from maryland.\u201d that\u2019s right legolas.<\/a>#subplot involving somebody trying to crowd thranduil out of the BIG PROMOTION<\/a>#thranduil wears shoulder pads<\/a>#they slowly come 2 respect each other\u2019s parenting skills<\/a>#bard gives an impassioned speech when CHILD SHENANIGANS make thranduil late for the BIG PRESENTATION<\/a>#\u201dyou know what? thranduil worked his ASS off for this. he is so passionate. so intelligent. so committed to his work.\u201d<\/a>#\u201dand he was late\u2026.because he stopped to put a band-aid on a little girl\u2019s knee.\u201d<\/a>#\u201dmaybe you don\u2019t appreciate that here at Corporate Party Elf Inc. But I do.\u201d<\/a>#eye contact across the room.<\/a>#thranduil stands trembling in his stylish yet ambitious pantsuit.<\/a>#\u201di do.\u201d bard repeats in a husky whisper <\/a>(via sashayed<\/a>)
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DID NO ONE NOTICE THAT THE ELK IS ONE OF THRANDUIL\u2019S CHILDREN?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lucifers-lawyer: hurricanedancer: sashayed: klngfili: out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan\u00a0 stills from the movie i wish i could have watched #their children\u2019s leashes get tangled together#uptight corporate Boss Elf thranduil has to care for bard\u2019s three rambunctious hippie kidlets#gruff granola freelance archer BARD has to take … <\/p>\n

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