{"id":173923,"date":"2015-01-03T18:54:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T18:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/03\/kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan\/"},"modified":"2018-09-11T21:46:42","modified_gmt":"2018-09-11T21:46:42","slug":"kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/03\/kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-173923 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/03\/kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan\/attachment\/173924\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/03\/kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan\/attachment\/173925\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o2_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o2_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" 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src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o4_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o4_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o4_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/03\/kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan\/attachment\/173928\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o5_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o5_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_nbi3yiriss1rh7lp5o5_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kryptaria.tumblr.com\/post\/106941142365\/lux-obscura-wintercyan-pathophage\" target=\"_blank\">kryptaria<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lux-obscura.tumblr.com\/post\/106939268802\/wintercyan-pathophage-pathophage-i-got\" target=\"_blank\">lux-obscura<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wintercyan.tumblr.com\/post\/106790096742\/pathophage-pathophage-i-got-drunk-and-ranted\" target=\"_blank\">wintercyan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pathophage.tumblr.com\/post\/96885227102\/pathophage-i-got-drunk-and-ranted-at-novacorps\" target=\"_blank\">pathophage<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pathophage.tumblr.com\/post\/96823679397\/i-got-drunk-and-ranted-at-novacorps-about-that-one\" target=\"_blank\">pathophage<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i got drunk and ranted at <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/ml2cs3hNwC4RMUiriv6lGeQ\" target=\"_blank\">novacorps<\/a> about that one guy from the winter soldier and she tumblr deserved to see it so here is some copy pasta with some screen caps snagged from <a href=\"http:\/\/kissthemgoodbye.net\/movie\/thumbnails.php?album=151&amp;page=24\" title=\"lots and lots of screen caps\" target=\"_blank\">kissthemgoodbye.net<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>the bald guy with the beard looks like he\u2019s from it<\/p>\n<p>&lsquo;hello? i&rsquo;m here to install your new printers OH MY GOSH WHAT&rsquo;S GOING ON HERE?&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;\u2026&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;\u2026i&rsquo;ll just stand out of the way.&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;oh here&rsquo;s your problem you plugged his arm into the monitor instead of the usb port&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;you guys have any coffee down here?&rsquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/c77ce88c54d0f30862decaf7d9fe4ce1\/tumblr_inline_nhhwa2I6Hx1qj366r.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The bald guy with the beard from IT is staring at Alexander Pierce like he can\u2019t believe someone programmed the Winter Soldier in C++ without accounting for the buffer overflow issue when it\u2019s obviously a memory leak just waiting to happen. And Pierce\u2019s solution is to <em>thump the hardware<\/em> to see if he can \u201cshake it loose.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>IT guy is 100% done. Of course, pointing this out would be a career-limiting move of the kind that\u2019d result in him ceasing to move altogether. He\u2019s heard rumours of what happened to Jerry and Raj from the HYDRA:net helpdesk that one time with Westfahl from STRIKE and the Pornhub trojan. HYDRA tech support is one hell of a get-out-of-debt job.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he says, eyeing the twitching heap of scrapcode in the chair. &ldquo;Have you tried rebooting?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>And if <em>that<\/em> doesn\u2019t work, he thinks, he\u2019ll tell Pierce<em> it\u2019s not a bug, it\u2019s a feature,<\/em> and take his chances running.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And it\u2019s like, 10x funnier when you consider that \u2018guy from IT\u2019 is Ed Brubaker, who like, wrote the whole Winter Soldier resurrection arc, and here he is like, <\/p>\n<p>*sigh* \u201cHave you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?\u201d and wondering why the hell these guys are so rough on the tech because *it\u2019s a delicate fucking tool, not a goddamn sledgehammer you fucking meatheads* but it\u2019s not like he\u2019s gonna say that.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There is nothing about this that isn\u2019t perfect.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kryptaria: lux-obscura: wintercyan: pathophage: pathophage: i got drunk and ranted at novacorps about that one guy from the winter soldier and she tumblr deserved to see it so here is some copy pasta with some screen caps snagged from kissthemgoodbye.net the bald guy with the beard looks like he\u2019s from it &lsquo;hello? i&rsquo;m here to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/03\/kryptaria-lux-obscura-wintercyan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19031,4,19030],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173923"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173929,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173923\/revisions\/173929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}