{"id":173813,"date":"2015-01-04T15:43:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/04\/steves-like-im-captain-america-i-can-do-this\/"},"modified":"2015-01-04T15:43:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:43:44","slug":"steves-like-im-captain-america-i-can-do-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/04\/steves-like-im-captain-america-i-can-do-this\/","title":{"rendered":"steve&#8217;s like &#8220;I&#8217;M CAPTAIN AMERICA, I CAN DO THIS&#8221;  and five minutes later he comes back with a black eye like &#8220;i thought horses were friendly, clint, those horses aren&#8217;t friendly&#8221; (no, steve, the problem is that you are too quiet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bonesbuckleup.tumblr.com\/post\/101306495537\/steves-like-im-captain-america-i-can-do-this\">bonesbuckleup<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/079ae09a9ea1871926a2afcf0b40d798\/tumblr_inline_ne8jf9v5Wc1qlw3wq.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Like, don\u2019t get me wrong. \u00a0I am 1000% here for bitchy city boy Tony in his suit trying to deal with the farm animals, but LET US NOT FORGET that Steve is just as much a city rat. \u00a0The difference is that Steve would be like \u201cI survived WWII Europe, I can deal with some cows, this is nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Spoiler: He can\u2019t. \u00a0He can\u2019t deal with cows at all. \u00a0The cows win and he\u2019s pretty sure they\u2019re planning something.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bonesbuckleup: Like, don\u2019t get me wrong. \u00a0I am 1000% here for bitchy city boy Tony in his suit trying to deal with the farm animals, but LET US NOT FORGET that Steve is just as much a city rat. \u00a0The difference is that Steve would be like \u201cI survived WWII Europe, I can deal with &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/04\/steves-like-im-captain-america-i-can-do-this\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;steve&#8217;s like &#8220;I&#8217;M CAPTAIN AMERICA, I CAN DO THIS&#8221;  and five minutes later he comes back with a black eye like &#8220;i thought horses were friendly, clint, those horses aren&#8217;t friendly&#8221; (no, steve, the problem is that you are too quiet)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19019,8,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173813"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}