{"id":173029,"date":"2015-01-09T10:10:45","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T10:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/09\/cumberqueen-the-hobbit-thats-what-bilbo\/"},"modified":"2018-09-11T18:09:40","modified_gmt":"2018-09-11T18:09:40","slug":"cumberqueen-the-hobbit-thats-what-bilbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/09\/cumberqueen-the-hobbit-thats-what-bilbo\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_mf3fw0Z2Ib1qgv28n.mp3'>tumblr_mf3fw0Z2Ib1qgv28n<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cumberqueen.tumblr.com\/post\/38013356990\/the-hobbit-thats-what-bilbo-baggins-hates\" target=\"_blank\">cumberqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The Hobbit| <strong>That\u2019s What Bilbo Baggins Hates!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>(Bilbo: Can you not do that? You\u2019ll blunt them!)<\/p>\n<p>(Bofur: Oooh~! Do you hear that, lads? He says we\u2019ll blunt the knives~!)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Blunt the knives and bend the forks!<\/em><br \/><em>Smash the bottles and burn the corks!<\/em><br \/><em>Chip the glasses and crack the plates!<\/em><br \/><em>That\u2019s what Bilbo Baggins hates &#8211;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Cut the cloth and tread the fat!<\/em><br \/><em>Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!<\/em><br \/><em>Pour the milk on the pantry floor!<\/em><br \/><em>Splash the wine on every door!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;<\/em><br \/><em>Pound them up with a thumping pole;<\/em><br \/><em>And when you\u2019ve finished, if any are whole,<\/em><br \/><em>Send them down the hall to roll!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>That\u2019s what Bilbo Baggins hates!<\/em><br \/><em>(So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tumblr_mf3fw0Z2Ib1qgv28n cumberqueen: The Hobbit| That\u2019s What Bilbo Baggins Hates!\u00a0 (Bilbo: Can you not do that? You\u2019ll blunt them!) (Bofur: Oooh~! Do you hear that, lads? He says we\u2019ll blunt the knives~!) Blunt the knives and bend the forks!Smash the bottles and burn the corks!Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That\u2019s what Bilbo Baggins hates &#8211; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/09\/cumberqueen-the-hobbit-thats-what-bilbo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2,1113,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173029"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173031,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173029\/revisions\/173031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}