{"id":171573,"date":"2015-01-21T14:08:40","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T14:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/21\/ewebie-deducecanoe-dorkkybatch-mummy\/"},"modified":"2015-01-21T14:08:40","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T14:08:40","slug":"ewebie-deducecanoe-dorkkybatch-mummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/21\/ewebie-deducecanoe-dorkkybatch-mummy\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ewebie.tumblr.com\/post\/108582458508\/deducecanoe-dorkkybatch-mummy-holmes-doesnt\" target=\"_blank\">ewebie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/deducecanoe.tumblr.com\/post\/108532124682\/dorkkybatch-mummy-holmes-doesnt-mess\" target=\"_blank\">deducecanoe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dorkkybatch.tumblr.com\/post\/73198024768\/mummy-holmes-doesnt-mess-around\" target=\"_blank\">dorkkybatch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Mummy Holmes doesn\u2019t mess around.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Mycroft\u2019s like pondering if he should just say she\u2019s drinking tea in the next room. Just to start shit. Because the minute you get into your childhood home you are instantly twelve.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Mycroft: It was Mary. Mary did it.<br \/>Mummy: WHAT?!<br \/>Mycroft: Totally.<br \/>Mummy: Myc, you\u2019re just making this up to get Sherlock\u2019s friend in trouble.<br \/>Mycroft: *sassy eye roll* Please. John knew nothing about it.<br \/>Mummy: *rage face* *deep breath* *sweet mummy smile* Mary, dear? Would you like to give me a hand out back?<br \/>Mycroft: You can\u2019t hide the body in the shed\u2026 it\u2019s full.<br \/>Mummy: DAMMIT MYCROFT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ewebie: deducecanoe: dorkkybatch: Mummy Holmes doesn\u2019t mess around. Mycroft\u2019s like pondering if he should just say she\u2019s drinking tea in the next room. Just to start shit. Because the minute you get into your childhood home you are instantly twelve. Mycroft: It was Mary. Mary did it.Mummy: WHAT?!Mycroft: Totally.Mummy: Myc, you\u2019re just making this up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/21\/ewebie-deducecanoe-dorkkybatch-mummy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1604,5490,2858,217,15,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}