{"id":170042,"date":"2015-01-31T18:54:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-31T18:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/31\/iggylordoftheshitwanks-hang-on-theres-a\/"},"modified":"2018-09-11T05:32:36","modified_gmt":"2018-09-11T05:32:36","slug":"iggylordoftheshitwanks-hang-on-theres-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/31\/iggylordoftheshitwanks-hang-on-theres-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-170042 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/31\/iggylordoftheshitwanks-hang-on-theres-a\/attachment\/170043\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_m5v9mvEkMj1qjaljoo1_1280.png 1280w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iggylordoftheshitwanks.tumblr.com\/post\/25432099948\" target=\"_blank\">iggylordoftheshitwanks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>&ldquo;Hang on, there\u2019s a P.S. \u2026&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I thought your friend Ron might like to keep this owl, as it\u2019s my fault he no longer has a rat.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Ron\u2019s eyes widened. The minute owl was still hooting excitedly.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;Keep him?&rdquo; he said uncertainly. He looked closely at the owl for a moment; then, to Harry\u2019s and Hermione\u2019s great surprise, he held him out for Crookshanks to sniff.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;What do\u2019you reckon?&rdquo; Ron asked the cat. &ldquo;Definitely an owl?&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Crookshanks purred.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;That\u2019s good enough for me,&rdquo; said Ron happily. &ldquo;He\u2019s mine.&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Probably one of my favourite parts out of Prisoner of Azkaban.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iggylordoftheshitwanks: &ldquo;Hang on, there\u2019s a P.S. \u2026&rdquo; I thought your friend Ron might like to keep this owl, as it\u2019s my fault he no longer has a rat. Ron\u2019s eyes widened. The minute owl was still hooting excitedly. &ldquo;Keep him?&rdquo; he said uncertainly. He looked closely at the owl for a moment; then, to Harry\u2019s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/01\/31\/iggylordoftheshitwanks-hang-on-theres-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170042"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170044,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170042\/revisions\/170044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}