{"id":167974,"date":"2015-02-13T13:21:07","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T13:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/13\/ceywoozle-but-can-you-imagine-sherlock-on-a\/"},"modified":"2015-02-13T13:21:07","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T13:21:07","slug":"ceywoozle-but-can-you-imagine-sherlock-on-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/13\/ceywoozle-but-can-you-imagine-sherlock-on-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

ceywoozle<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

but can you imagine sherlock on a case in like canada or something and getting lost on some back country road.<\/p>\n

it\u2019s night and something runs in front of his car. he brakes but not fast
\nenough to keep from hitting it and when he gets out of the car to check
\non it it\u2019s this bizarre blonde man with deer ears and deer legs and
\nsherlock is sure it\u2019s either some hoax or a generic experiment gone
\nwrong.<\/p>\n

and fawnjohn
\n trying to run away but he\u2019s hurt so he can\u2019t and sherlock having to
\nload fawnjohn into his car and taking him back to the motel where he
\nfixes him and has to look after him because he doesn\u2019t know if he should
\n take the creature to an animal sanctuary, a hospital, or a circus.<\/p>\n

sherlock
\n getting stuck in canada till fawnjohn is healed because he doesn\u2019t know
\n what else to do but he\u2019s grumpy about it because canada is boring, but
\nalso he\u2019s fascinated with this creature and also can\u2019t help but notice the way the
\ncreature\u2019s started following him with wide blue eyes and the way it\u2019s
\nstopped recoiling from him in fear and actually seems to lean into him
\nnow when he touches it or changes its bandages.<\/p>\n

and
\n then when the creature is healed sherlock knowing he\u2019s run out of
\nexcuses to stay but not wanting to leave fawnjohn behind though he
\ndoesn\u2019t know why because it\u2019s not even human and can\u2019t even speak for
\ngod\u2019s sake.<\/p>\n

sherlock
\n trying to release fawnjohn back into the wild and fawnjohn just
\nstanding there staring at him with his head to one side like sherlock\u2019s
\njust done something strange, and sherlock grumbling as he gets back in
\nthe car and fawnjohn jumps in behind him.<\/p>\n

sherlock
\n having to get a fake passport for fawnjohn and having to find clothes
\nthat will hide his legs and a hat that will hide his ears and fawnjohn
\njust staring with wide trusting eyes and sherlock dresses him, grumbling
\n the whole time about how ridiculous this is but he imagines how annoyed
\n mycroft is going to be so it\u2019s okay.<\/p>\n

fawnjohn
\n fidgeting on the plane the whole way back to london, his legs not
\nreally fitting on the human seat so he has to crouch oddly the whole
\nway, and when the flight attendants tell him he has to sit properly for
\nthe take off and landing, sherlock has to try and explain to the
\ncreature that he has to sit like a human, except when he does his legs
\nstick out funny and his little hoofs are just flailing in the air and
\neveryone in the plane is trying not to look and sherlock is just glaring
\n at them all, daring someone to say something.<\/p>\n

in
\n london, leaving the airport and they get outside and there\u2019s the shiny
\nblack car waiting with mycroft inside, and mycroft just looks at
\nsherlock and at the creature he\u2019s brought him and just sighs and opens the car door and drives them back to baker street without a single word.<\/p>\n

the
\n whole time fawnjohn is staring at mycroft and out the window as the
\ncity passes by, the highway, the roads, the people, the cars, the shops.
\n his face is pressed against the glass, his cool, damp, freckled nose leaving marks
\non the glass which mycroft glares at sherlock for and sherlock just
\nsulks at him.<\/p>\n

and
\n once back at baker street, sherlock taking fawnjohn up, introducing him
\n to mrs hudson as just \u201cjohn\u201d which is the name on the fake passport, and showing him around the flat and then
\ngoing to lead fawnjohn upstairs to the third floor bedroom, except that
\nfawnjohn\u2019s already smelled where the strongest scent of sherlock is
\ncoming from and sherlock is already on the second floor before he
\nrealises that fawnjohn isn\u2019t behind him anymore.<\/p>\n

and
\n he goes back down, suddenly in a panic because what if fawnjohn went
\nback outside, what if he\u2019s loose in london, at danger from
\ntraffic and cars and what if he gets lost, and sherlock\u2019s already got
\nhis mobile out to call mycroft when he hears a strange noise from his
\nbedroom, and he goes in there to find his bed sheets tossed and kicked
\nabout and fawnjohn is in sherlock\u2019s bed, rolling around like a cat
\ntrying to leave its scent.<\/p>\n

and fawnjohn is grinning, so happy, and making excited little animal grunts and sherlock just knows he\u2019s doomed<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ceywoozle: but can you imagine sherlock on a case in like canada or something and getting lost on some back country road. it\u2019s night and something runs in front of his car. he brakes but not fast enough to keep from hitting it and when he gets out of the car to check on it … <\/p>\n

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