{"id":166720,"date":"2015-02-21T21:17:14","date_gmt":"2015-02-21T21:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/21\/wheres-my-pie-sammy-oh-snap-its-on-samuels\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T14:18:56","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T14:18:56","slug":"wheres-my-pie-sammy-oh-snap-its-on-samuels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/21\/wheres-my-pie-sammy-oh-snap-its-on-samuels\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-166720 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/21\/wheres-my-pie-sammy-oh-snap-its-on-samuels\/attachment\/166721\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_ml760uVKnK1r3i7aho1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_ml760uVKnK1r3i7aho1_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_ml760uVKnK1r3i7aho1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/21\/wheres-my-pie-sammy-oh-snap-its-on-samuels\/attachment\/166722\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_ml760uVKnK1r3i7aho2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_ml760uVKnK1r3i7aho2_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_ml760uVKnK1r3i7aho2_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wheres-my-pie-sammy.tumblr.com\/post\/68734779316\/oh-snap-its-on-samuels-all-coming-in-here\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wheres-my-pie-sammy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/OH-SNAP-IT%27S-ON\" target=\"_blank\">#OH SNAP IT\u2019S ON<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/SAMUEL%27S-ALL-COMING-IN-HERE-TRYING-TO-MAKE-BOBBY-FEEL-LIKE-HE%27S-NOT-THEIR-%27REAL%27-PARENT\" target=\"_blank\">#SAMUEL\u2019S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE\u2019S NOT THEIR \u2018REAL\u2019 PARENT<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/AND-BOBBY-AIN%27T-HAVING-NONE-OF-THAT-SHIT\" target=\"_blank\">#AND BOBBY AIN\u2019T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/UH-UH\" target=\"_blank\">#UH UH<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/BITCH-I-HAVE-RAISED-THOSE-KIDS\" target=\"_blank\">#BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/AND-LOVED-THE-FUCK-OUT-OF-THOSE-LITTLE-SHITS\" target=\"_blank\">#AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/AND-YOU-COME-INTO-MY-CRIB\" target=\"_blank\">#AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/AND-TRY-TO-TELL-ME-I%27M-PRETENDING-TO-BE-THEIR-FATHER\" target=\"_blank\">#AND TRY TO TELL ME I\u2019M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/SOMEBODY-HOLD-MY-BEARD\" target=\"_blank\">#SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/BOBBY-SINGER\" target=\"_blank\">#BOBBY SINGER<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/FUCKING-AWESOME\" target=\"_blank\">#FUCKING AWESOME<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wheres-my-pie-sammy: #OH SNAP IT\u2019S ON\u00a0#SAMUEL\u2019S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE\u2019S NOT THEIR \u2018REAL\u2019 PARENT\u00a0#AND BOBBY AIN\u2019T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT\u00a0#UH UH\u00a0#BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS\u00a0#AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS\u00a0#AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB\u00a0#AND TRY TO TELL ME I\u2019M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR &hellip; 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