{"id":166657,"date":"2015-02-22T10:58:23","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T10:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/22\/jirkwood-lindir-grudgingly-at-your-service\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T14:02:44","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T14:02:44","slug":"jirkwood-lindir-grudgingly-at-your-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/22\/jirkwood-lindir-grudgingly-at-your-service\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-166657 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/22\/jirkwood-lindir-grudgingly-at-your-service\/attachment\/166658\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_mqurfwLtJo1scjed2o2_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" 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IN YOUR WORKPLACE, MAN. IF YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION IS JUST \u201cDOING ANYTHING ELROND DOESN\u2019T WANT TO DO\u201d YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR THE WORST IN LIFE.<\/p>\n<p>+ +<\/p>\n<p>The recent news about the extended edition reminded me that there\u2019s meant to be more <i>disrespectful dwarves at Rivendell<\/i> stuff in there and I really hope it\u2019s like an anarchist version of their raid on Bag End\u2019s pantry, with Lindir being run ragged by Mahal\u2019s Lil\u2019 Assholes and their vibrant array of behavioural problems.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Master Dwarf, please, the celebrated tapestries of Imladris are not for wiping your boots on.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Traditionally one writes on paper, not on walls, and with writing implements, not every weapon you own.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<b>WE AGREE TO YOUR TERMS AND MENU SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LET THE FLAUTIST GO.<\/b>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Earlier, when I clearly said, <i>DO NOT LAUNDER YOUR SOILED UNDER-CLOTHES IN OUR FORBIDDEN SACRED SPRINGS<\/i>, you nodded. You nodded as if you understood what I was saying. I do not think you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>While Bilbo sits in the corner, sympathizing, \u201cJust wait \u2018til you see what they\u2019ve done to your bathrooms.\u201d<\/p>\n<div><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/d3b4d84fa67f8876b73ced18213601d6\/tumblr_inline_mqurrtJmY61qz4rgp.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jirkwood: LINDIR, GRUDGINGLY AT YOUR SERVICE. SET SOME BOUNDARIES IN YOUR WORKPLACE, MAN. IF YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION IS JUST \u201cDOING ANYTHING ELROND DOESN\u2019T WANT TO DO\u201d YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR THE WORST IN LIFE. + + The recent news about the extended edition reminded me that there\u2019s meant to be more disrespectful dwarves &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/22\/jirkwood-lindir-grudgingly-at-your-service\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[18469,1113,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166666,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166657\/revisions\/166666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}