{"id":165970,"date":"2015-02-27T09:23:06","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T09:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/27\/homeiswheretheheartsare-thorin-thats-not-what\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T11:29:34","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T11:29:34","slug":"homeiswheretheheartsare-thorin-thats-not-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/27\/homeiswheretheheartsare-thorin-thats-not-what\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-165970 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/27\/homeiswheretheheartsare-thorin-thats-not-what\/attachment\/165971\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_nkayqaIgZj1rslwjko1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_nkayqaIgZj1rslwjko1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_nkayqaIgZj1rslwjko1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/homeiswheretheheartsare.tumblr.com\/post\/112000055485\/thorin-thats-not-what-you-were-supposed-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">homeiswheretheheartsare<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Thorin: \u201cThat\u2019s not what you were supposed to steal!\u201d<br \/>Bilbo: \u201cWell what was a supposed to steal then?\u201d<br \/>Thorin:\u201dThe. Gold\u201d<br \/>Bilbo: \u201cThere\u2019s a BIZILLION pieces! That\u2019s your grand plan?\u201d<br \/>Thorin: \u201cNo, that was Plan C, Plan A was maybe the dragon is dead and Plan b was maybe the wizard will kill it\u201d<br \/>Bilbo: \u201cBloody bald feet\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kili: *whispering* \u201cI thought Plan A was we\u2019re all going to die on the walk over so it\u2019s not really important\u201d<br \/>Fili: *whispering* \u201cThat\u2019s Plan Ab\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s important to note that in this version Smaug is much smaller (he was already the smallest dragon) but not any less dangerous. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Prints are available on my <a href=\"http:\/\/etsy.me\/1EOzIn3\" target=\"_blank\">Etsy<\/a> here.<\/p>\n<p>This picture has products available on <a href=\"http:\/\/society6.com\/product\/bilbo-the-burglar_print#1=45\" target=\"_blank\">Society6<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><sub><a href=\"http:\/\/caycowa.deviantart.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">deviantArt<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/homeiswheretheheartsare.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tumblr<\/a> \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlacksSideshow\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a> \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/BlacksSideShow\" target=\"_blank\">Etsy<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/blackssideshow.storenvy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Storenvy<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/society6.com\/BlacksSideshow\" target=\"_blank\">Society6<\/a> \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/inkbunny.net\/Caycowa\" target=\"_blank\">Inkbunny<\/a><\/sub><\/p>\n<p><sub><a href=\"http:\/\/homeiswheretheheartsare.tumblr.com\/post\/93678477795\/da-journal-and-available-slots-here-general\" target=\"_blank\">Commissions are OPEN<\/a><\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>homeiswheretheheartsare: Thorin: \u201cThat\u2019s not what you were supposed to steal!\u201dBilbo: \u201cWell what was a supposed to steal then?\u201dThorin:\u201dThe. Gold\u201dBilbo: \u201cThere\u2019s a BIZILLION pieces! That\u2019s your grand plan?\u201dThorin: \u201cNo, that was Plan C, Plan A was maybe the dragon is dead and Plan b was maybe the wizard will kill it\u201dBilbo: \u201cBloody bald feet\u201d Kili: *whispering* &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/02\/27\/homeiswheretheheartsare-thorin-thats-not-what\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1113,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165970"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165972,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165970\/revisions\/165972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}