{"id":164324,"date":"2015-03-09T18:27:47","date_gmt":"2015-03-09T18:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/09\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-number-and-ill-write-you-2\/"},"modified":"2015-03-09T18:27:47","modified_gmt":"2015-03-09T18:27:47","slug":"send-me-a-pairing-and-a-number-and-ill-write-you-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/09\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-number-and-ill-write-you-2\/","title":{"rendered":"send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble"},"content":{"rendered":"

brokenbellamy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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  1. “Come over here and make me.”<\/li>\n
  2. “Have you lost your damn mind<\/i>!?\u201d<\/li>\n
  3. "Please, don\u2019t leave.”<\/li>\n
  4. “Do you\u2026well\u2026I mean\u2026I could give you a massage?”<\/li>\n
  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”<\/li>\n
  6. “Is there a reason you\u2019re naked in my bed?”<\/li>\n
  7. “I almost lost you.”<\/li>\n
  8. “Wanna bet?”<\/li>\n
  9. “Don\u2019t you ever do that again!”<\/li>\n
  10. “Teach me how to play?”<\/li>\n
  11. “Don\u2019t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”<\/li>\n
  12. “I think we need to talk.”<\/li>\n
  13. “Kiss me.”<\/li>\n
  14. “Hey, I\u2019m with you, okay? Always.”<\/li>\n
  15. “So, I found this waterfall\u2026”<\/li>\n
  16. “It could be worse.”<\/li>\n
  17. “Looks like we\u2019ll be trapped for a while\u2026”<\/li>\n
  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you\u2019ve ever had. Of course I\u2019m in.”<\/li>\n
  19. “The paint\u2019s supposed to go where<\/i>?\u201d<\/li>\n
  20. "You need to wake up because I can\u2019t do this without you.”<\/li>\n
  21. “We\u2019re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”<\/li>\n
  22. “I\u2019ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don\u2019t notice.”<\/li>\n
  23. “Just once.”<\/li>\n
  24. “You\u2019re the only one I trust to do this.”<\/li>\n
  25. “I can\u2019t believe you talked me into this.”<\/li>\n
  26. “I got you a present.”<\/li>\n
  27. “I\u2019m pregnant.”<\/li>\n
  28. “Marry me?”<\/li>\n
  29. “I thought you were dead.”<\/li>\n
  30. “It\u2019s not what it looks like\u2026”<\/li>\n
  31. “You lied to me.”<\/li>\n
  32. “I think I\u2019m in love with you and I\u2019m terrified.”<\/li>\n
  33. “Please don\u2019t do this.”<\/li>\n
  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won\u2019t make it to a bed.”<\/li>\n
  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”<\/li>\n
  36. “I wish I could hate you.”<\/li>\n
  37. “Wanna dance?”<\/li>\n
  38. “You fainted\u2026straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn\u2019t have to go to such extremes.”<\/li>\n
  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”<\/li>\n
  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”<\/li>\n
  41. “You did all of this for me?”<\/li>\n
  42. “I swear it was an accident.”<\/li>\n
  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”<\/li>\n
  44. “If you die, I\u2019m gonna kill you.”<\/li>\n
  45. “Tell me a secret.”<\/li>\n
  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh<\/i>.\u201d<\/li>\n
  47. "No one needs to know.”<\/li>\n
  48. “Boo.”<\/li>\n
  49. “Well this is awkward\u2026”<\/li>\n
  50. Writer\u2019s preference<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    brokenbellamy: “Come over here and make me.” “Have you lost your damn mind!?\u201d "Please, don\u2019t leave.” “Do you\u2026well\u2026I mean\u2026I could give you a massage?” “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” “Is there a reason you\u2019re naked in my bed?” “I almost lost you.” “Wanna bet?” “Don\u2019t you ever do that again!” “Teach me how to … <\/p>\n

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