{"id":163759,"date":"2015-03-13T03:00:59","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T03:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/13\/robotsandfrippary-ive-been-on-the-internet-for\/"},"modified":"2015-03-13T03:00:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T03:00:59","slug":"robotsandfrippary-ive-been-on-the-internet-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/13\/robotsandfrippary-ive-been-on-the-internet-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

robotsandfrippary<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019ve been on the internet for 19 years, since I was 15 years old.\u00a0 I find it HILARIOUS that the teenagers think they discovered the net and it\u2019s only for them and that it\u2019s weird that adults use it too.\u00a0 I mean, when i first got on the net there were grown ass men and women in the fandom.\u00a0 People with kids and mortgages and jobs.\u00a0 I never thought it was odd.\u00a0 There were one or two creeps, but generally they were super nice people who I became an extended child to. They were people I could ask awkward questions that I couldn\u2019t ask my parents.\u00a0 They were the older siblings I needed.\u00a0 The ones that said, \u201cDon\u2019t date that guy, he sounds like he\u2019s abusive\u201d and \u201cdon\u2019t kill yourself, I know you\u2019re really feeling alone right now but it\u2019ll get better\u201d and \u201cdon\u2019t change yourself for that guy, he\u2019s not worth it. He\u2019s a moron\u201d and \u201cI think maybe it\u2019s time to ask your parents to take you to a counselor\u201d <\/p>\n

But hey, if you think it\u2019s creepy that I exist, don\u2019t follow me.\u00a0 I\u2019m a 34 year old woman and I\u2019m only getting older.\u00a0 But if you need someone to ask weird and embarrassing things, like what it\u2019s like how to brown meat or how to look for an apartment or short cuts to getting unsightly dirt rings off your bathtub or you need someone to look over your art portfolio or what it\u2019s like to have an IUD or get a breast reduction\u00a0I\u2019m your adult.\u00a0 I\u2019ll be your big sister. Because God knows *I* needed someone to be mine when I was your age. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

robotsandfrippary: I\u2019ve been on the internet for 19 years, since I was 15 years old.\u00a0 I find it HILARIOUS that the teenagers think they discovered the net and it\u2019s only for them and that it\u2019s weird that adults use it too.\u00a0 I mean, when i first got on the net there were grown ass men … <\/p>\n

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