{"id":163688,"date":"2015-03-13T15:31:29","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T15:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/13\/theappleppielifestyle-more-otp-hot-mess-aus\/"},"modified":"2015-03-13T15:31:29","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T15:31:29","slug":"theappleppielifestyle-more-otp-hot-mess-aus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/13\/theappleppielifestyle-more-otp-hot-mess-aus\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theappleppielifestyle.tumblr.com\/post\/113003159811\/more-otp-hot-mess-aus-youre-lying-on-the-floor\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theappleppielifestyle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>more otp hot mess aus:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&lsquo;you&rsquo;re lying on the floor of the movie theater crying and i&rsquo;m the employee who has to tell you another movie starts in five minutes so you have to leave and i&rsquo;m really sorry but im also confused as to why a documentary on lightbugs affected you so much&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;i found you sleeping on my balcony when i went out to water my plants why are you here and more importantly how did you get here we&rsquo;re eighteen floors up&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;i&rsquo;m having a minor breakdown in the middle of bed bath and beyond and you&rsquo;re a bewildered shopper who wants to buy plates but also to make sure i&rsquo;m okay bc im wailing a little bit in the kitchenware section&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;i asked a staff member and they said you&rsquo;ve been coming to the pound every day to play with the dog i&rsquo;m taking home today and that&rsquo;s why you&rsquo;re getting weirdly emotional&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;why are you dancing in your underwear to kelly clarkson in a public bathroom while brushing your teeth&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theappleppielifestyle: more otp hot mess aus: &lsquo;you&rsquo;re lying on the floor of the movie theater crying and i&rsquo;m the employee who has to tell you another movie starts in five minutes so you have to leave and i&rsquo;m really sorry but im also confused as to why a documentary on lightbugs affected you so much&rsquo; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/13\/theappleppielifestyle-more-otp-hot-mess-aus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,4863,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163688"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}