{"id":163330,"date":"2015-03-16T04:12:59","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T04:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/16\/please-consider\/"},"modified":"2015-03-16T04:12:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-16T04:12:59","slug":"please-consider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/16\/please-consider\/","title":{"rendered":"Please consider:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ironinkpen.tumblr.com\/post\/111911630017\/please-consider\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ironinkpen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>&ldquo;You\u2019re a celebrity and I\u2019m a paparazzo, sorry friend I have to take pictures of you to pay my rent next month&rdquo; AU<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;You\u2019re a store clerk and oh <i>shit <\/i>I just spotted my ex please let me hide behind your desk-thing\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>&quot;I don\u2019t know you but I need some place to stay for the night, my roommate\u2019s getting some&rdquo; AU<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;I\u2019m helping my niece\u2019s girl scout troop sell cookies and <i>hell no<\/i>, fuck off soccer coach, we were here first\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>&quot;This has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarket&rdquo; AU<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;You\u2019ve locked yourself outside of your apartment and there\u2019s a storm rolling in and I pity you so I\u2019ll let you into mine&rdquo; AU<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;We\u2019re neighbors who don\u2019t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant?? We must raise this little kitty family together&rdquo; AU<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;A toddler broke your nose and I may or may not have snapped my thumb during a very intense game of Mario Kart and now we\u2019re both sitting next to each other in the hospital waiting room&rdquo; AU<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ironinkpen: &ldquo;You\u2019re a celebrity and I\u2019m a paparazzo, sorry friend I have to take pictures of you to pay my rent next month&rdquo; AU &ldquo;You\u2019re a store clerk and oh shit I just spotted my ex please let me hide behind your desk-thing\u201d AU &quot;I don\u2019t know you but I need some place to stay &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/16\/please-consider\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Please consider:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}