{"id":163108,"date":"2015-03-17T14:43:50","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T14:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/17\/yall-mothafuckas-need-misha\/"},"modified":"2018-09-09T23:14:12","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T23:14:12","slug":"yall-mothafuckas-need-misha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/17\/yall-mothafuckas-need-misha\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-163108 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/17\/yall-mothafuckas-need-misha\/attachment\/163109\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_n6m8t0OQur1sid68ho1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_n6m8t0OQur1sid68ho1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_n6m8t0OQur1sid68ho1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yall-mothafuckas-need-misha.tumblr.com\/post\/113471568080\/theoneandonlystraycat-letmeshinebright\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yall-mothafuckas-need-misha<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theoneandonlystraycat.tumblr.com\/post\/113422611417\/letmeshinebright-derinthemadscientist\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theoneandonlystraycat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/letmeshinebright.tumblr.com\/post\/101773924248\/derinthemadscientist-gooseweasel\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">letmeshinebright<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derinthemadscientist.tumblr.com\/post\/101235421650\/gooseweasel-derinthemadscientist\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">derinthemadscientist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gooseweasel.tumblr.com\/post\/101235305352\/derinthemadscientist-averyoddfishindeed\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">gooseweasel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derinthemadscientist.tumblr.com\/post\/101234477195\/averyoddfishindeed-derinthemadscientist\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">derinthemadscientist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/averyoddfishindeed.tumblr.com\/post\/101234370965\/derinthemadscientist-bluecinnamonbunzuh\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">averyoddfishindeed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derinthemadscientist.tumblr.com\/post\/101232000515\/bluecinnamonbunzuh-evanj2014-flyfella\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">derinthemadscientist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bluecinnamonbunzuh.tumblr.com\/post\/101203669855\/evanj2014-flyfella\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">bluecinnamonbunzuh<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/evanj2014.tumblr.com\/post\/96738477942\/flyfella-leviathans-in-the-tardis\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">evanj2014<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flyfella.tumblr.com\/post\/96713584625\/leviathans-in-the-tardis-me-myself-and-will\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">flyfella<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leviathans-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com\/post\/87762723521\/me-myself-and-will-carrot0nesie-ladies-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">leviathans-in-the-tardis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/me-myself-and-will.tumblr.com\/post\/87749361435\/carrot0nesie-ladies-and-gentlemen-the-american\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">me-myself-and-will<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/carrot0nesie.tumblr.com\/post\/87740046627\/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-american-education\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">carrot0nesie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>ladies and gentlemen, the american education system<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this is basically any public school in the world tbh<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>bet the football teams have new equiptment though<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Whoop there it is<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No I\u2019m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there\u2019s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just\u2026 not fund schools?\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A running joke in my high school is \u201c\u2026but we can\u2019t afford paper!\u201d because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn\u2019t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2026<\/p>\n<p>That can\u2019t possibly be right.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be \u201cnot immediately dangerous\u201d and so it was left alone. <\/p>\n<p>They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were \u201cnot dangerous\u201d so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was \u201ccleaned up\u201d. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn\u2019t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn\u2019t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??<\/p>\n<p>FOOTBALL<\/p>\n<p>OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING<\/p>\n<p>SCHOOL SHOOTINGS<\/p>\n<p>CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP<\/p>\n<p>DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren\u2019t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students.<\/p>\n<p>You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Plus poor kids tend to get blamed for not meeting education standards when their schools are falling down and unsafe. Because school funding is generally tied to taxation, so wealthy neighborhoods have good schools (and more parental involvement because they can), and poor neighborhoods have shitty schools and parents that have to work two jobs and just don&rsquo;t have the time\/resources to really be involved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: theoneandonlystraycat: letmeshinebright: derinthemadscientist: gooseweasel: derinthemadscientist: averyoddfishindeed: derinthemadscientist: bluecinnamonbunzuh: evanj2014: flyfella: leviathans-in-the-tardis: me-myself-and-will: carrot0nesie: ladies and gentlemen, the american education system My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/17\/yall-mothafuckas-need-misha\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15269,6290,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163110,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163108\/revisions\/163110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}