{"id":162791,"date":"2015-03-20T01:02:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-20T01:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/20\/theappleppielifestyle-hot-mess-otp-aus-pt-3-i\/"},"modified":"2015-03-20T01:02:40","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T01:02:40","slug":"theappleppielifestyle-hot-mess-otp-aus-pt-3-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/20\/theappleppielifestyle-hot-mess-otp-aus-pt-3-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theappleppielifestyle.tumblr.com\/post\/113482576611\/hot-mess-otp-aus-pt-3-i-called-the-wrong-number\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theappleppielifestyle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>hot mess otp aus pt. 3:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u2018i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles\u2019 au<\/li>\n<li>&lsquo;you&rsquo;re a vet and i&rsquo;m pleading with you to save my goldfish and you&rsquo;re the first vet i&rsquo;ve visited to not ask me if i&rsquo;m sure i don&rsquo;t want to go and buy another goldfish for three dollars&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;it&rsquo;s my turn to open up the cafe today and you were sleeping under one of the tables when i came in and i don&rsquo;t know what to say so i&rsquo;m just sweeping awkwardly around you&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;i&rsquo;m drunk on public transport and you&rsquo;re high and we both keep looking at each other knowingly&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;you found me in a mall crying over a bowl of noodles i dropped and i s2g im not usually like this im just having a really weird week&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<li>&#8216;you thought i was someone else and started making out with me at a club and you&rsquo;re really hot so i just went with it and now we&rsquo;re heading back to your place and idk how to break it to you&rsquo; au<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theappleppielifestyle: hot mess otp aus pt. 3: \u2018i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles\u2019 au &lsquo;you&rsquo;re a vet and i&rsquo;m pleading with you to save &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/20\/theappleppielifestyle-hot-mess-otp-aus-pt-3-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,4,4045],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}