{"id":162285,"date":"2015-03-24T01:02:41","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T01:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/24\/cracked-dont-worry-we-chose-that-adventure-so\/"},"modified":"2018-09-09T17:58:25","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T17:58:25","slug":"cracked-dont-worry-we-chose-that-adventure-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/24\/cracked-dont-worry-we-chose-that-adventure-so\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-162285 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/24\/cracked-dont-worry-we-chose-that-adventure-so\/attachment\/162286\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_nlmnvooZSW1qz5q5lo1_400-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_nlmnvooZSW1qz5q5lo1_400-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_nlmnvooZSW1qz5q5lo1_400-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cracked.tumblr.com\/post\/114406074603\/dont-worry-we-chose-that-adventure-so-you-dont\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cracked<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Don\u2019t worry: we chose that adventure so you don\u2019t have to.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_22188_7-choose-your-own-adventure-books-clearly-conceived-lsd.html\" target=\"_blank\">The 7 Most F***ed Up Real \u2018Choose Your Own Adventure\u2019 Books<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div><b>#7. You Are a Shark Who Devours the Alternate Universe Versions of Itself (It\u2019s, Uh \u2026 Complicated)<\/b><br \/>All of the CYOA books were great at creative deaths. They were the Jigsaw Killer of children in the \u201980s and \u201990s. But this book took it to another level, with descriptions of your flesh being greedily devoured by killer whales, lions, and sharks. In one ending, you become a pig being raised for its meat. The book is careful to point out that you retain enough human awareness to know of your eventual fate as stacks and stacks of BLTs.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_22188_7-choose-your-own-adventure-books-clearly-conceived-lsd.html\" target=\"_blank\">Read More<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cracked: Don\u2019t worry: we chose that adventure so you don\u2019t have to. The 7 Most F***ed Up Real \u2018Choose Your Own Adventure\u2019 Books #7. You Are a Shark Who Devours the Alternate Universe Versions of Itself (It\u2019s, Uh \u2026 Complicated)All of the CYOA books were great at creative deaths. They were the Jigsaw Killer of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/24\/cracked-dont-worry-we-chose-that-adventure-so\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[9061,3515,18131,18134,18132,18133,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162287,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162285\/revisions\/162287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}