{"id":161140,"date":"2015-03-31T13:08:41","date_gmt":"2015-03-31T13:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/31\/imagine-modern-day-stevebuckypeggy-trying-to\/"},"modified":"2015-03-31T13:08:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T13:08:41","slug":"imagine-modern-day-stevebuckypeggy-trying-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/03\/31\/imagine-modern-day-stevebuckypeggy-trying-to\/","title":{"rendered":"imagine modern day stevebuckypeggy trying to explain to a real estate agent why they need a master bedroom big enough for three"},"content":{"rendered":"

everyworldneedslove<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fieldbears<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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imaginebucky<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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“And the closet space, I really gotta stress that. We\u2019re trying to fit in two standard wardrobes plus one die-hard shopaholic. Isn\u2019t that right, Peggy<\/i>?\u201d<\/p>\n

Peggy purses her crimson lips and glares. \u201cGood point, James<\/i>. I hardly know how Steve and I are going to fit our clothes in beside your dozen leather jackets.\u201d<\/p>\n

"How big is the bath tub?” Steve blushes right to the roots of his hair as the words leave his mouth. “I mean, I need a lot of, uh, room when I bathe. All by myself, obviously. With my, uh. Long legs.”<\/p>\n

“And with me and Peggy,” James adds cheerfully. He does not blush. “I mean, we gotta have room to relax a little, you know? Last place we rented had this tiny<\/i>\u00a0little tub, I had to sit right in Steve\u2019s lap just so the three of us could -\u201c<\/p>\n

"Yes, precisely,” says Peggy, cutting him off with a crisp little smile. “Do you think you can accommodate us, Mr. Wilson?”<\/p>\n

Sam busies himself with his papers to hide the smile that\u2019s creeping across his face. \u201cYou know,\u201d he says, \u201cI think we might have a couple of properties y\u2019all are gonna want to see.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cNo, James, we cannot \u2018adopt\u2019 the fetching real estate agent.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSteve, c\u2019mon, back me up here.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSteve is not going to\u00a0\u2018back you up\u2019. \u2026Steve, what\u2019s that face all about?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I mean. He seemed very\u2026 friendly.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

(Meanwhile)<\/p>\n

Sam flopped onto the couch and put his feet in Clint\u2019s lap.\u00a0\u201cMan, you would not believe<\/i>\u00a0the day I had.\u201d<\/p>\n

Clint did not look appropriately sympathetic, but he did start rubbing Sam\u2019s feet, which was all Sam really wanted.<\/p>\n

Natasha prodded Sam to sit up so she could slide onto the other end of the couch. When he put his head back down onto her lap, she said,\u00a0\u201cTell us.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGot a triad looking for a place \u2014 stupidly<\/i>\u00a0hot, all three of them, by the way \u2014 and god, I swear they made me take them to every. single. property I\u2019ve got that even halfway<\/i>\u00a0met their specs.\u201d<\/p>\n

Natasha hummed soothingly and petted Sam\u2019s forehead. Clint dug his thumbs into the arch of Sam\u2019s foot and said,\u00a0\u201c\u2026How<\/i>\u00a0stupidly hot?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

everyworldneedslove: fieldbears: imaginebucky: “And the closet space, I really gotta stress that. We\u2019re trying to fit in two standard wardrobes plus one die-hard shopaholic. Isn\u2019t that right, Peggy?\u201d Peggy purses her crimson lips and glares. \u201cGood point, James. I hardly know how Steve and I are going to fit our clothes in beside your dozen … <\/p>\n

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