{"id":160629,"date":"2015-04-04T02:37:44","date_gmt":"2015-04-04T02:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/04\/greencarnations-mercurialvixen-umm-how-can\/"},"modified":"2015-04-04T02:37:44","modified_gmt":"2015-04-04T02:37:44","slug":"greencarnations-mercurialvixen-umm-how-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/04\/greencarnations-mercurialvixen-umm-how-can\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/greencarnations.tumblr.com\/post\/115332079155\/mercurialvixen-umm-how-can-you-be\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">greencarnations<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mercurialvixen.tumblr.com\/post\/77293274155\/umm-how-can-you-be-semiaquatic-you-either-are\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mercurialvixen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;Umm, how can you be \u2018semiaquatic\u2019, you either are aquatic or you\u2019re not. Don\u2019t be greedy.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<div><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dcca9c700b432713ea47f0e72baf7e53\/tumblr_inline_n1b3vuqzcC1spzfp8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;So, I get that you\u2019re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dcca9c700b432713ea47f0e72baf7e53\/tumblr_inline_n1b3x1InZr1spzfp8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dcca9c700b432713ea47f0e72baf7e53\/tumblr_inline_n1b41d12GG1spzfp8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don\u2019t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dcca9c700b432713ea47f0e72baf7e53\/tumblr_inline_n1b43hAtQj1spzfp8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don\u2019t have fur. You\u2019re such a phony.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dcca9c700b432713ea47f0e72baf7e53\/tumblr_inline_n1b49vi7we1spzfp8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren\u2019t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you\u2019re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dcca9c700b432713ea47f0e72baf7e53\/tumblr_inline_n1b4di1SLy1spzfp8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mHUEHGLOStfOGirZbF_Z_yg\" target=\"_blank\">stilesisbiles<\/a> this reminds me of you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>greencarnations: mercurialvixen: &ldquo;Umm, how can you be \u2018semiaquatic\u2019, you either are aquatic or you\u2019re not. Don\u2019t be greedy.&rdquo; &ldquo;So, I get that you\u2019re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?&rdquo; &ldquo;Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/04\/greencarnations-mercurialvixen-umm-how-can\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2819,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}