{"id":160474,"date":"2015-04-05T07:35:33","date_gmt":"2015-04-05T07:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/05\/oh-god-royal-aus\/"},"modified":"2015-04-05T07:35:33","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T07:35:33","slug":"oh-god-royal-aus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/05\/oh-god-royal-aus\/","title":{"rendered":"oh god royal aus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/witchchild.tumblr.com\/post\/115465557804\/oh-god-royal-aus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">witchchild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/underworldwrites-deactivated201.tumblr.com\/post\/113901190301\" target=\"_blank\">underworldwrites-deactivated201<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cyour country\u2019s trying to take over\/annex my country and you\u2019re making it difficult to hate you because you\u2019re so nice and attractive stop it\u201d au<\/li>\n<li>\u201cwe\u2019ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we\u2019ve met and your portraits really don\u2019t do you justice\u201d au<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m a prince\/ss and you\u2019re a servant and we\u2019re not supposed to hang out but we\u2019re gonna fall in love anyways\u201d au<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m a prince\/ss and you\u2019re my bodyguard and we\u2019re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways\u201d au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)<\/li>\n<li>princess diaries style\u00a0\u201ci grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i\u2019m the heir to the throne and you\u2019re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you\u201d au<\/li>\n<li>alternately,\u00a0\u201ci grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i\u2019m heir to a throne and you\u2019re the guy who\u2019s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out\u201d au<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;i\u2019m a prince\/ss from a small country nobody\u2019s heard of and i\u2019m in college pretending not to be royal and you\u2019re another student who\u2019s always calling me out on my bs\u201d au<\/li>\n<li>\u201cmy country\u2019s going through some issues so i\u2019m here in hiding and you\u2019re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me\u201d au<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mFbgZU0bfU5R_jl363IEipA\" target=\"_blank\">historymiss<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>witchchild: underworldwrites-deactivated201: \u201cyour country\u2019s trying to take over\/annex my country and you\u2019re making it difficult to hate you because you\u2019re so nice and attractive stop it\u201d au \u201cwe\u2019ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we\u2019ve met and your portraits really don\u2019t do you justice\u201d au \u201ci\u2019m &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/05\/oh-god-royal-aus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;oh god royal aus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}