{"id":160288,"date":"2015-04-07T01:02:39","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T01:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/07\/i-work-at-a-swim-school-and-we-occasionally-have\/"},"modified":"2015-04-07T01:02:39","modified_gmt":"2015-04-07T01:02:39","slug":"i-work-at-a-swim-school-and-we-occasionally-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/07\/i-work-at-a-swim-school-and-we-occasionally-have\/","title":{"rendered":"I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/eliaoko.tumblr.com\/post\/112373596284\/i-work-at-a-swim-school-and-we-occasionally-have\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">eliaoko<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.<\/p>\n<p>Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?<\/p>\n<p>Mom: it\u2019s because he\u2019s gay honey.<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?<\/p>\n<p>Mom: Like girls like boys, it\u2019s when boys like boys.<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Oh\u2026.well why can\u2019t girls like girls?<\/p>\n<p>Mom: They can they\u2019re called lesbians.<\/p>\n<p>Girl: lessions?<\/p>\n<p>Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Oh Okay,\u2026.can I be lesbian?<\/p>\n<p>Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Cuz there\u2019s this girl name Katey and she\u2019s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.<\/p>\n<p>Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>Mom: Okay, wait\u2026what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.<\/p>\n<p>Girl: I don\u2019t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn\u2019t have anymore options but boys.<\/p>\n<p>Mom: *starts dying laughing*<\/p>\n<p>Me *starts dying laughing*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eliaoko: Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6. Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith** Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy? Mom: it\u2019s because he\u2019s gay honey. Girl: Mommy what does gay mean? Mom: Like girls like boys, it\u2019s when boys like boys. Girl: Oh\u2026.well &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/07\/i-work-at-a-swim-school-and-we-occasionally-have\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[17967,17966,1656],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}