{"id":159953,"date":"2015-04-09T10:45:57","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T10:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/09\/sapphichands-hobbitcreampuff-but-what-about\/"},"modified":"2015-04-09T10:45:57","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T10:45:57","slug":"sapphichands-hobbitcreampuff-but-what-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/09\/sapphichands-hobbitcreampuff-but-what-about\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sapphichands.tumblr.com\/post\/114323630610\/hobbitcreampuff-but-what-about-vampire-history\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">sapphichands<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hobbitcreampuff.tumblr.com\/post\/114256495074\/but-what-about-vampire-history-teachers-vampires\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hobbitcreampuff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because \u201cNo. that\u2019s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I\u2019m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I need this as a series<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sapphichands: hobbitcreampuff: But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because \u201cNo. that\u2019s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I\u2019m about to teach you what really happened in France during the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/09\/sapphichands-hobbitcreampuff-but-what-about\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[261,6192,100,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}