{"id":159474,"date":"2015-04-12T12:21:07","date_gmt":"2015-04-12T12:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/12\/old-west-insults\/"},"modified":"2015-04-12T12:21:07","modified_gmt":"2015-04-12T12:21:07","slug":"old-west-insults","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/12\/old-west-insults\/","title":{"rendered":"Old West Insults"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/historical-nonfiction.tumblr.com\/post\/115291670399\/old-west-insults\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">historical-nonfiction<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin\u2019.<\/li>\n<li>He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man\u2019s eyes.<\/li>\n<li>He has teeth so crooked he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s so ugly, she could back a buzzard off a gut-wagon.<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s so ugly, she\u2019d make a freight train take a dirt road!<\/li>\n<li>He\u2019s as crazy as popcorn on a hot stove.<\/li>\n<li>His knife\u2019s so dull it wouldn\u2019t cut hot butter.<\/li>\n<li>He had a ten dollar Stetson on a five-cent head.<\/li>\n<li>He\u2019s as slow as molasses in January.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For more colorful insults, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/historical-nonfiction.com\/wp-admin\/www.legendsofamerica.com\/WE-Insults.html\" target=\"_blank\">Old West Legends<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>historical-nonfiction: He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin\u2019. He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man\u2019s eyes. He has teeth so crooked he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. She\u2019s so ugly, she could back a buzzard off a gut-wagon. She\u2019s so ugly, she\u2019d &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/12\/old-west-insults\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Old West Insults&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7151,17880,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}