{"id":159317,"date":"2015-04-13T14:43:52","date_gmt":"2015-04-13T14:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/13\/performing-arts-aus\/"},"modified":"2015-04-13T14:43:52","modified_gmt":"2015-04-13T14:43:52","slug":"performing-arts-aus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/13\/performing-arts-aus\/","title":{"rendered":"Performing Arts AUs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/buckleup-creampuff.tumblr.com\/post\/114801242255\/performing-arts-aus\" target=\"_blank\">buckleup-creampuff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>We\u2019re both auditioning for the same part and I kinda hope you get it.<\/li>\n<li>You\u2019re the star of the show and I\u2019m just ensemble, there\u2019s no way you\u2019d ever notice me, right?<\/li>\n<li>I make the costumes and you keep bringing yours back for adjustments- how many times can someone\u00a0\u2018accidentally\u2019 rip a seam?\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>You need an accompanist and I just so happen to play the piano.<\/li>\n<li>*OR* You need an accompanist and\n<p>I lied and told you I did so now I have to learn those pieces real quick.<\/li>\n<li>I know we\u2019re both acting but wow, this on-stage chemistry is really convincing.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I walked past an open window and heard someone singing, now I can\u2019t get that voice out of my head.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I have to learn to dance for this play, and you have three weeks to teach me.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I think we should rehearse scene 4 a little more. Oh, is that the one where our characters kiss? I didn\u2019t realize.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m the director and you repeatedly show up late with starbucks.<\/li>\n<li>I use improv class as an excuse to flirt with you.<\/li>\n<li>I work the night shift at this diner with you to pay my way through drama school, could you test me on my lines while we work?\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I do ballet and you do modern, the studio\u2019s been double-booked so we have to share it.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>Please stop practicing your solo song when I\u2019m trying to sleep.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s the day before opening night and I\u2019ve lost my voice, you have to nurse this melodramatic ailing actor back to health.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I have a key to the theatre, and sometimes I go there when I need to think. Apparently so do you.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>*OR* I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you. Again.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>My new roommate is a tap-dancer\/opera singer.<\/li>\n<li>You\u2019re the demanding star and I\u2019m your personal assistant.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>We both dream of performing on the stage but we\u2019re selling ice-creams in the interval instead.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re broke aspiring actors sharing a tiny apartment in the city.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>We went to drama school together, four years later only one of us is famous.\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>buckleup-creampuff: We\u2019re both auditioning for the same part and I kinda hope you get it. You\u2019re the star of the show and I\u2019m just ensemble, there\u2019s no way you\u2019d ever notice me, right? I make the costumes and you keep bringing yours back for adjustments- how many times can someone\u00a0\u2018accidentally\u2019 rip a seam?\u00a0 You need &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/13\/performing-arts-aus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Performing Arts AUs&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}