{"id":158955,"date":"2015-04-15T21:04:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T21:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/15\/professorfangirl-hacash-fuck-me-barnes\/"},"modified":"2015-04-15T21:04:35","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T21:04:35","slug":"professorfangirl-hacash-fuck-me-barnes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/15\/professorfangirl-hacash-fuck-me-barnes\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

professorfangirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hacash<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fuck-me-barnes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sonickitty<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fuck-me-barnes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aceofultron<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aceofultron<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it\u2019s their last words you ever hear them say so you don\u2019t know who your soulmate is until you lose them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i have been called satan so many times because of this post<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

what the fuck why would you\u00a0<\/p>\n

NO<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

YESSSS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#THE BEST PART<\/a>#IS<\/a>#WHAT IF YOU ASSUMED THE PERSON WAS YOUR SOULMATE<\/a>#LIKE NO DONE I\u2019M SURE ITS THIS ONE I DONT CARE IF I HAVEN\u2019T HEARD THE WORDS YET<\/a>#AND THEN THEY DIE<\/a>#AND THE WORDS ARE ALL WRONG<\/a>#AND YOU\u2019RE LIKE<\/a>#WAIT NO THEY WERE MY SOULMATE<\/a>#BUT NOPE. TURNS OUT. THERE\u2019S STILL SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT YOU NEVER MET<\/a>#AND YOU\u2019RE OLD BY NOW SO THERE\u2019S NOT ENOUGH TIME LEFT TO REALLY EVEN KNOW YOUR SOULMATE<\/a>#and you\u2019re probably going to hear it in passing<\/a>#some one they wheel you past in the hospital – and you hear those words<\/a>#but it\u2019s too late<\/a>#god this is the most delicious fucking au yessssss<\/a><\/p>\n

you\u2019re grounded<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Imagine being in a dangerous setting alongside your soulmate and hearing the last words and realising<\/i>\u00a0they\u2019re the last words and calling out to try and warn them – and this warning <\/i>being the thing that distracts\u00a0them for just long enough for them to be killed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

What is wrong <\/i>with you people.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

professorfangirl: hacash: fuck-me-barnes: sonickitty: fuck-me-barnes: aceofultron: aceofultron: soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it\u2019s their last words you ever hear them say so you don\u2019t know who your soulmate is until you lose them i have been called satan so many times because of this post … <\/p>\n

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