{"id":158160,"date":"2015-04-21T00:15:18","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T00:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/21\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-ororosmunroe\/"},"modified":"2015-04-21T00:15:18","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T00:15:18","slug":"thefingerfuckingfemalefury-ororosmunroe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/21\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-ororosmunroe\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ororosmunroe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ororosmunroe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Asgardians don\u2019t know about Beyonc\u00e9.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#this just occurred to me<\/a>\u00a0#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos<\/a>\u00a0#Who Run the World starts to play<\/a>\u00a0#and Thor is like<\/a>\u00a0#\u2019Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.\u2019<\/a>\u00a0#Darcy\u2019s like<\/a>\u00a0#\u2019 Holy crap you don\u2019t who Beyonc\u00e9 is\u2019<\/a>\u00a0#she plays all the albums in her itunes and lets him watch the Super Bowl performance<\/a>\u00a0#and Thor\u2019s mind is settled he must go to a concert<\/a>\u00a0#long story short Beyonc\u00e9 is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil<\/a>\u00a0#spoiler alert: she\u2019s a huge success<\/a>\u00a0#spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like \u2019 HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONC\u00c9???\u2019<\/a>\u00a0#spoiler alert 3: Sif plays \u2018Who Run The World\u2019 as she dives in to battle with her all female army\u2019<\/a>\u00a0#\u2019IN THE NAME OF BEYONC\u00c9!\u2019 she\u2019ll scream<\/a>\u00a0#\u2019BEYONC\u00c9!\u2019 Sif\u2019s female army will yell back<\/a>\u00a0(via ororosmunroe<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

THESE ARE EXCELLENT HEADCANONS <\/p>\n

And I now declare them to be canon <\/p>\n

The MCU will be a better place with this as canon <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ororosmunroe: ororosmunroe: Asgardians don\u2019t know about Beyonc\u00e9.\u00a0 #this just occurred to me\u00a0#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos\u00a0#Who Run the World starts to play\u00a0#and Thor is like\u00a0#\u2019Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.\u2019\u00a0#Darcy\u2019s like\u00a0#\u2019 Holy crap you don\u2019t who Beyonc\u00e9 is\u2019\u00a0#she … <\/p>\n

Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[17776,4827,16988,442,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}